OMG, that was by FAR the funnest LSU game I've ever been to.
Yeah, we played like crap at home against Ole Miss. We were probably looking ahead to our showdown with Arkansas next week.
But tonight might have been the funnest night I've ever had.
So we got drunk during the day watching the great Ohio St. and Michigan game at our apartment. (beer and white russians)
Then we drove two blocks to Tiger Stadium. Got there, and my tickets are in the visiting section, which I LOVE. It's more fun than a human being should be allowed to have.
Ole Miss fans S-U-C-K. They are a bunch of pretentious pricks who think their crap don't stink. It's unreal.
So, when JaMarcus threw the tying TD pass with a few seconds left, the stadium erupted and we were the only schmucks in the Ole Miss section standing and cheering, chanting, "L-S-U!!!"
This, like, 65-year-old guy on Viagra in an Inspector Gadget trench coat and Ole Miss hat turns around to my roommate Ben and starts threatening him. All just because we are chanting LSU.
So then Ben starts absolutely screaming LSU and pointing right to his face.
At this point, I thought the old guy was going to collapse from an anurism. He was LITERALLY beet-red and shaking, fists clinched tight.
They had to escort him out! Picture this old crazy @ss fart literally threatening my roommate, calling him a "skinny piece of ****," just because we were cheering on OUR team in OUR home stadium after we scored.
So then, Ole Miss proceeds to block the extra point and the game goes into overtime tied 20-20.
THE WHOLE OLE MISS SECTION turned around and looked at us, shaking their pom poms and cheering their stupid little "hotty toddy" shinnanigans. The three of us just stood there, clapping, looking forward, knowing LSU would win in overtime.
We sacked Schafer on 3rd down, he fumbled, we kicked the winning field goal, and started the loud "L-S-U!!" chant again, only this time the Ole Miss fans walked out of the stadium without even looking at us, tails hanging between their legs.
Funnest game of any sport I have ever, ever been to.
Yeah, we played like crap at home against Ole Miss. We were probably looking ahead to our showdown with Arkansas next week.
But tonight might have been the funnest night I've ever had.
So we got drunk during the day watching the great Ohio St. and Michigan game at our apartment. (beer and white russians)
Then we drove two blocks to Tiger Stadium. Got there, and my tickets are in the visiting section, which I LOVE. It's more fun than a human being should be allowed to have.
Ole Miss fans S-U-C-K. They are a bunch of pretentious pricks who think their crap don't stink. It's unreal.
So, when JaMarcus threw the tying TD pass with a few seconds left, the stadium erupted and we were the only schmucks in the Ole Miss section standing and cheering, chanting, "L-S-U!!!"
This, like, 65-year-old guy on Viagra in an Inspector Gadget trench coat and Ole Miss hat turns around to my roommate Ben and starts threatening him. All just because we are chanting LSU.
So then Ben starts absolutely screaming LSU and pointing right to his face.
At this point, I thought the old guy was going to collapse from an anurism. He was LITERALLY beet-red and shaking, fists clinched tight.They had to escort him out! Picture this old crazy @ss fart literally threatening my roommate, calling him a "skinny piece of ****," just because we were cheering on OUR team in OUR home stadium after we scored.
So then, Ole Miss proceeds to block the extra point and the game goes into overtime tied 20-20.
THE WHOLE OLE MISS SECTION turned around and looked at us, shaking their pom poms and cheering their stupid little "hotty toddy" shinnanigans. The three of us just stood there, clapping, looking forward, knowing LSU would win in overtime.
We sacked Schafer on 3rd down, he fumbled, we kicked the winning field goal, and started the loud "L-S-U!!" chant again, only this time the Ole Miss fans walked out of the stadium without even looking at us, tails hanging between their legs.
Funnest game of any sport I have ever, ever been to.
