courtesy of ryanparkersongs.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naVZyTXOqes
New England has the NFL defeated,
It seems like the defenders have conceded,
They're running up the score on the sisters of the poor,
And every week we see this scene repeated,
The peaceful pocket passing Tom enjoys,
Thanks to 5 Caucasian country boys,
Always helps them win but it's all because of him,
Cause without him Randy Moss would lose his poise,
Someone could Go Gillooly on Tom Brady's knee,
Leave him lying on the ground just uttering "Why Me?",
They can't touch him on the field without a certain penalty,
But they could whack him in the parking lot and get away scot-free,
Cause the cops would be suspecting it was Bridget Moynahan,
Just a woman scorned beating up her two time cheating man,
Leaving Brady rehabilitating torn up ACL's,
Leaving Belichick sending in his plays to Matt Cassell,
So where's Kimo Von Oelhoffen when you need him,
Or other famous hitmen who precede him,
One tackle by LT could alter history,
By allowing some team somewhere to beat him,
Tom Brady wouldn't go for Tonya Harding,
But she knows a way to keep this stud from starting,
One phone call to her men could make it awfully hard to win,
It's the only way the Pats will be departing,
Someone could Go Gillooly on Tom Brady's knee,
And maybe Nancy Kerrigan could offer sympathy,
It's a win-win situation for all the NFL,
And Tom Brady who would get to spend more time with Gisele,
The second suspect questioned would be a living member,
Of the '72 Dolphins getting nervous in November,
Cause the only way they'll celebrate this year I say it truly,
Is if someone gets the nerve to Go Gillooly ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naVZyTXOqes
New England has the NFL defeated,
It seems like the defenders have conceded,
They're running up the score on the sisters of the poor,
And every week we see this scene repeated,
The peaceful pocket passing Tom enjoys,
Thanks to 5 Caucasian country boys,
Always helps them win but it's all because of him,
Cause without him Randy Moss would lose his poise,
Someone could Go Gillooly on Tom Brady's knee,
Leave him lying on the ground just uttering "Why Me?",
They can't touch him on the field without a certain penalty,
But they could whack him in the parking lot and get away scot-free,
Cause the cops would be suspecting it was Bridget Moynahan,
Just a woman scorned beating up her two time cheating man,
Leaving Brady rehabilitating torn up ACL's,
Leaving Belichick sending in his plays to Matt Cassell,
So where's Kimo Von Oelhoffen when you need him,
Or other famous hitmen who precede him,
One tackle by LT could alter history,
By allowing some team somewhere to beat him,
Tom Brady wouldn't go for Tonya Harding,
But she knows a way to keep this stud from starting,
One phone call to her men could make it awfully hard to win,
It's the only way the Pats will be departing,
Someone could Go Gillooly on Tom Brady's knee,
And maybe Nancy Kerrigan could offer sympathy,
It's a win-win situation for all the NFL,
And Tom Brady who would get to spend more time with Gisele,
The second suspect questioned would be a living member,
Of the '72 Dolphins getting nervous in November,
Cause the only way they'll celebrate this year I say it truly,
Is if someone gets the nerve to Go Gillooly ...