Great email Dolphins joke i received....

[texasPHINSfan]

A seven year old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama this
morning when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody
of the boy. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt.

The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and
refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone. The judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him.

Custody was granted to the Miami Dolphins this morning as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.

:roflmao: :roflmao:

 

[*_*ADMIRAL*_*]

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even though you know...its about our team its great...

 

[stork48]

:D wow that was bad, made me laugh though!

 

[outtawack311]

I must say...funny as hell. I give credit where its due.

 

[BizarroAndres]

I heard that joke like 2 months ago

 

[texasPHINSfan]

I heard that joke like 2 months ago

well you should have posted it and shared it with us!

 

[MarinoEqualsGod]

Saw that comin after the first paragraph.

 

[woody1351]

i hear that but with the bears all the time, bc they usually suck

 

[dolphindan1970]

Good one !

 

[Nappy Roots]

I dont mean to be rude or whatever, but i heard that like 5-6 years ago about the bucs............

 

[dwill13]

Yeah, that joke has been floating around for years... just inserting whatever team is struggling at the time.

 

[cmax13]

i like this one better, it's not associated with losing.

A Dolphins fan, a New England Patriots fan and a New York Jets fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death!

However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment.

By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

The Jets fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through.
The Jet fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done.

The Patriots fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Patriots fan out crying like a little girl.

The Dolphins fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest team in the world, your supporters are some of the best and most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"

"Thanks, your most Royal Highness," the Dolphin fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face.

"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish?
What is it to be?" the Sheik asks.

"Tie the Jet fan to my back."

 

[BuffaloJayhawk]

hahahah

 

[Fin-Loco]

Bad joke...funny joke. It made me laugh in a kinda beaten dog whimpering way.

 

[Oboy]

i like this one better, it's not associated with losing.

A Dolphins fan, a New England Patriots fan and a New York Jets fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death!

However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment.

By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

The Jets fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through.
The Jet fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done.

The Patriots fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Patriots fan out crying like a little girl.

The Dolphins fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest team in the world, your supporters are some of the best and most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"

"Thanks, your most Royal Highness," the Dolphin fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face.

"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish?
What is it to be?" the Sheik asks.

"Tie the Jet fan to my back."

I had heard this one a year or so ago. It is great. Not that I wish harm to anyone, but if anyone could use 100 lashes, a Jets fan is probably the most deserving. Even though that team has has some serious heart breakers too. Mabye the Pats fan would deserve it more now-a-days!