help wanted need another te ,ol, and qb

[King Madison II]

help wanted the miami dolphins

have openings for the following

#1 needed a starting qb qulifications are: must have a strong arm, a brain , and the ablility furnish a keg of beer after every home game. benefits are . being able to play with the great chris chambers ricky williams and randle mcmichael . plus you be valued by classy dolphin fans like myself and the misguided gang at fin heaven.

we do have a opening for possibly two tight ends.
qualifications are must be able to block and must be able to catch at the minimum of 4 passes per game. must not commit a penalty on every drive . benefits are: you wont have my foot planted up your rump when you score a td and see qb for more.

if interested contact your agent for details

this was a paid campain by the freinds of mercury 40 and freinds for a better offense
:bry: :bry: :bry: :bry: :bry: :club: :club:

 

[ErroneousFlint]

help wanted the miami dolphins

have openings for the following

#1 needed a starting qb qulifications are: must have a strong arm, a brain , and the ablility furnish a keg of beer after every home game. benefits are . being able to play with the great chris chambers ricky williams and randle mcmichael . plus you be valued by classy dolphin fans like myself and the misguided gang at fin heaven.

we do have a opening for possibly two tight ends.
qualifications are must be able to block and must be able to catch at the minimum of 4 passes per game. must not commit a penalty on every drive . benefits are: you wont have my foot planted up your rump when you score a td and see qb for more.

if interested contact your agent for details

this was a paid campain by the freinds of mercury 40 and freinds for a better offense
:bry: :bry: :bry: :bry: :bry: :club: :club:

i would like to try out for the QB job but before i do i have one question: is randle like an alias?

 

[DolphinsRkool99]

I would like to try out for qb also.

 

[King Madison II]

:judge: :nesucks: :nesucks: :nesucks: :nesucks: :nesucks: :nesucks: :nesucks: :goodnight congrats flint your hired ,no ! randle is not a alias ,but the how much money do you want?
so doolphinsrcool do want to try out for qb or te .you cant do no worse than lee
i will speak for all the finheaven members when i say a td is worth $500.00 ea. but a trip to the playoffis is worth $500.000.000 and a trip to the superbowl is worth a trip to the whore house and the white house and double the money.

 

[ErroneousFlint]

:judge: :nesucks: :nesucks: :nesucks: :nesucks: :nesucks: :nesucks: :nesucks: :goodnight congrats flint your hired ,no ! randle is not a alias ,but the how much money do you want?
so doolphinsrcool do want to try out for qb or te .you cant do no worse than lee
i will speak for all the finheaven members when i say a td is worth $500.00 ea. but a trip to the playoffis is worth $500.000.000 and a trip to the superbowl is worth a trip to the whore house and the white house and double the money.

thanks. i will have mr france contact you to discuss how much i am asking. he will also be letting you know when i can come out to play. i also have to tally up all of my impoverished relatives and figure out how much i will need to make so that i can take them outta the ghetto and into the burbs.