Help with Dolphin nicknames

[nfseminole11]

First and foremost, I have always loved this team. Even when we were 1-15 in 2007 I wore my Marino or Csonka jersey every sunday (much to the amusement of my roommates in college). That being said...I always find that the cure for lackluster and woeful performances is having a good sense of humor. My Dad and I normally refer to the dolphins as the "mullets" during seasons such as this with the mullet being a fish of much less prowess and strength. Some other nicknames that I have considered are the Miami "Field Goals" (Sparano enjoys them more than TD's), the Miami "Let's Not Lose..ers" (like accountants we are conservative to a T...account) and for my favorite Dolphins player - Nolan Carroll = "Feast Mode" (OC's are chompin' at the bits when he is in the game)

Anyone else got any good (to be sure mine are average at best) nicknames?