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Won't be Miami dolphins next year! They aren't parcells type of players! Hahaha... They are too small and parcells hates small people! The other day parcells was shown in an alley fighting gary Coleman, and Danny devito because of their lackluster size! He was also shown with the entire roster as they entered the training facility given the axe when they didn't measure taller that the prefered hight scale! All I have to say is children better start growing at at a faster rate or parcells will find you and lay down the axe like Daniel Boone!
 
Ridiculous thread. Only positions where he prefers taller and bigger players historically are on the offensive and defensive fronts, including linebackers. Ginn is a Terry Glenn clone, who BP drafted. He is in no immediate jeopardy of losing his job or being traded, unless he performs very badly the next couple of seasons, but that is the same for any player on any team.

And why, may I ask, if BP just drafted Henne, would he not be a BP player?
 
its sarcasm to all these other threads that state that ted ginn and beck are not parcells type of players! they are all rediculous!
 
TheBow305 said:
Ridiculous thread. Only positions where he prefers taller and bigger players historically are on the offensive and defensive fronts, including linebackers. Ginn is a Terry Glenn clone, who BP drafted. He is in no immediate jeopardy of losing his job or being traded, unless he performs very badly the next couple of seasons, but that is the same for any player on any team.

And why, may I ask, if BP just drafted Henne, would he not be a BP player?
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it worked..


it really really worked.


good job OP
 
Some people just have too much time on their hands. Waste of time and effort to even read this dribble..... oh and here I and bloviating.
 
uhhh uhmmm whaaaa
my IQ just dropped reading that cluster of babbling nonsense
 
thefranchisedef said:
Won't be Miami dolphins next year! They aren't parcells type of players! Hahaha... They are too small and parcells hates small people! The other day parcells was shown in an alley fighting gary Coleman, and Danny devito because of their lackluster size! He was also shown with the entire roster as they entered the training facility given the axe when they didn't measure taller that the prefered hight scale! All I have to say is children better start growing at at a faster rate or parcells will find you and lay down the axe like Daniel Boone!
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TheBow305 said:
Ridiculous thread. Only positions where he prefers taller and bigger players historically are on the offensive and defensive fronts, including linebackers. Ginn is a Terry Glenn clone, who BP drafted. He is in no immediate jeopardy of losing his job or being traded, unless he performs very badly the next couple of seasons, but that is the same for any player on any team.

And why, may I ask, if BP just drafted Henne, would he not be a BP player?
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I agree the size issue is silly as Parcells has drafted smaller WRs over the years but he did NOT draft Terry Glenn. That was one of the reasons he left b/c he was stripped of power for that draft. he wanted Cedric Jones while grier wanted Glenn and Grier won out luckily for the Pats.
 
nyjunc said:
I agree the size issue is silly as Parcells has drafted smaller WRs over the years but he did NOT draft Terry Glenn. That was one of the reasons he left b/c he was stripped of power for that draft. he wanted Cedric Jones while grier wanted Glenn and Grier won out luckily for the Pats.
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thanks for your impartial and logical contributions to the board. I've not been on any Jets sites in awhile other than the newsgroup so out of curiosity, what's the Jets fans' general consensus on the Fins' draft?
 
Vaark said:
thanks for your impartial and logical contributions to the board. I've not been on any Jets sites in awhile other than the newsgroup so out of curiosity, what's the Jets fans' general consensus on the Fins' draft?
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Thanks.

I haven't seen anything really negative. I think most Jet fans think you guys did a good job in the draft. Obviously only time will tell who did well and who didn't but at first glance it appears you guys did really well and it appears you guys have had a good offseason. If Parcells was coaching I think you'd win about 7-8 games but Sparano is an unknown so while you'll obviously be improved I'm not sure how much b/c I don't know what Sparano is going to be.
 
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