Hey! I may get some hemmroids tonight! check back later!

[finfan54]

I think we should let everyone go and cut half our defenses salary and start all over again and give up all our draft picks to get Eli Manning. Then i think we should all seriously think about Oline instead of all these fancy names that wont mean doggy doo two years from now except more debt. just as the nation is going now.

 

[Section126]

I hope they bleed.........:evil:

 

[themole]

Originally posted by finfan54
I think we should let everyone go and cut half our defenses salary and start all over again and give up all our draft picks to get Eli Manning. Then i think we should all seriously think about Oline instead of all these fancy names that wont mean doggy doo two years from now except more debt. just as the nation is going now.

Take one to know one. Birds of a feather...:evil: :D

 

[inFINSible]

Keep us informed!

 

[T-Bone]

Who let Randy Mueller into the forum?

 

[aquaman]

dont use soap when washing ... it may sting a bit

 

[Cranx]

Go visit your local truck stop, they always have those butt-donuts there!

 

[Section126]

You can rub a little cayenne pepper on them....and they will go away........:evil:

 

[Agua]

Punture them with a sterilized X-acto blade, use drawing salve & anti-biotic ointment afterwards. Keep clean as possible. Hemmorhoids gone forever in 3-5 days. Seriously.

 

[finfan54]

Originally posted by aquaman
dont use soap when washing ... it may sting a bit

yeah but i will be clean to itch at will.

BTW, update, no hemmeroids yet, my stomach is doing quite well so far this week. must have been the change from mcdonlads breakfast sandwich to the fruit parfait.

 

[finfan54]

Originally posted by Agua
Punture them with a sterilized X-acto blade, use drawing salve & anti-biotic ointment afterwards. Keep clean as possible. Hemmorhoids gone forever in 3-5 days. Seriously.

sounds like too much work.:D but what the hell.......................whats drawing salve?:confused: