Hilarious Article from Sportspickle

[spydertl79]

http://sportspickle.com/handicapper/index.html

New England at Denver (-3)

I have to admit, sometimes I’m worried I might get a reputation as a joke-telling monkey boy who has no real football knowledge. That’s why I’m going to break this match-up down position-by-position to show that when I want to, I can bring the analysis just as good, or even better, than anyone else. So prepare to be educated. Here we go …

Receivers
New England: They get to live out almost every sportswriter’s dream by grabbing Tom Brady’s balls every day.
Denver: Their one receiver is named “Ashley†and their No. 1, Rod Smith, is the only person in America who still believes Breath Right strips actually do something.
(advantage: tie)

Special Teams
New England: Converted the first dropkick in the NFL in more than 60 years in the final regular season game.
Denver: Have never converted a dropkick because the Broncos have never blatantly tried to throw a game to get a more favorable playoff match-up by doing crap like that.
(advantage: Denver)

IT goes on and on. Visit the main site, sportspickle.com for more hilarious articles. The only bad thing is that they dont update enough.

 

[amir7]

:sidelol: love the receivers comparison

 

[BennyVW]

The Writter DJ gallo updates the Sports pickle ever weds. Also he has a weekly article on ESPN page 2. If you leave him an E-mail he generally will get back to you with in the day. GREAT GUY!!!