A first-grade teacher explains to her class that she is an NY Jets fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Jets fans too. Not really knowing what a Jets fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.
There is, however, one exception. Kelly has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Jets fan,” she reports.
"Then," asks the teacher," What are you?"
"I'm a Miami Dolphins fan," boasts the little girl.
The teacher asks Susie why she is a Dolphins fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Dolphins fans, so I'm a Dolphins fan too," she responds.
"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Kelly smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Jets fan."