Humor: More injuries - headed to IR

[royalshank]

Apparently 4 cheerleaders fell while doing a pyramid routine and suffered injuries ranging from fractured collarbone to ACL tears. Horrible pre-season continues.

 

[TannDaMan17]

Lol, I was expecting Jones or Suh or something catastrophic like that.

 

[Phinatic8u]

Terrible title. Jackass LMAO.

 

[nick1]

I added a humor headline in order to not freak out the board

 

[greasyObnoxious]

Yeah i heard they were all put on cheerleadIR

 

[gregorygrant83]

I knew this wasn't real when I didn't see post asking "why were they using the regular cheerleaders in the pyramid instead of reserves?"

 

[greasyObnoxious]

I knew this wasn't real when I didn't see post asking "why were they using the regular cheerleaders in the pyramid instead of reserves?"

...on a play they aren't gonna perform on gameday

 

[ChrisTRD]

I seriously think we should consider a trade. I don't think I'm ready to roll with a pyramid consisting of the current FA's out there. Either way, we need to draft a base cheerleader early next year.

 

[NY8123]

Yeah i heard they were all put on cheerleaders

**** I hope not at the rate the team is racking up injuries I was gonna say just enter the Cheerleaders into the Lingerie league and call it good for the season.

 

[SF Dolphin Fan]

Lol. You've got to have a sense of humor to be a football fan sometimes.

 

[traptses]

Lol. You've got to have a sense of humor to be a football fan sometimes.

*Dolphins* Fan

 

[Bumpus]

Apparently 4 cheerleaders fell while doing a pyramid routine and suffered injuries ranging from fractured collarbone to ACL tears. Horrible pre-season continues.

Luckily there were no intact hymens pre-fall to be ruptured ... So we've got that going for us, which is nice. :thumbsup

 

[Bumpus]

I seriously think we should consider a trade. I don't think I'm ready to roll with a pyramid consisting of the current FA's out there. Either way, we need to draft a base cheerleader early next year.

 

[Mb33139]

I read that as "Moore Injured- Headed to IR"


...you bastard.

 

[Daytona Fin]

SMH


Ouch