I Can Fix Parker

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  1. NJPHINFAN79

    NJPHINFAN79 A True Fan

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    Change that damn cursed number 11.

    Damon Huard
    Bill Gramatica
    Gus Ferrotte
    Julius Pruitt
    Mike Wallace


    Now Parker

    But we all now it’s only one mans number, the jack of all trades, Jim Crash Jensen.


    Ps.

    Parker’s jersey on sale for 69.99
     
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  2. Phindog

    Phindog A True Fan

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    It's the curse of Jim Jenson :eyepop:
     
  3. Perfect23

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    Gus Ferrotte was solid for us.
     
  4. Atila

    Atila Atila - the freshmaker. Finheaven VIP

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    Gus Ferrotte was solid enough... Mike Wallace produced moderately well he was just WAY WAY WAY overpaid. It was a stupid *** contract for a limited skillset player with a poor attitude, but he was still solid - had 8 TD/1k+ yds one season if I'm not mistaken. I'll take just one of those from Parker before his current contract is over please.
     
  5. royalshank

    royalshank Not a Game-Changer Finheaven VIP Donator

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    Heck, I’ll take him playing in 11 games.
     
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    miamiron A True Fan

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    His jersey will be cheaper next season when he's no longer here
     
  7. finitis23

    finitis23 Well-Known Member

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    The number can’t be cursed if all of the players u listed were trash lol
     
  8. 72champagne

    72champagne the annual ritual

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    Change his name too. No Parker has done anything since Alien.

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    Maybe if he changes his first name to Sarah Jessica he'll become more manly??
     
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    Phindog A True Fan

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    We can rebuild him, we have the technology......The first Bionic football player.

     
  11. kingfin23

    kingfin23 This is the Year

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    Who is Parker?
     
  12. 72champagne

    72champagne the annual ritual

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    It’s worth a try.

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    parker problem is he was draft to high and he cannot live up too it. the fan are looking for great player and his skill is like 3rd to 4th rd pick. so is harris. wallace is better than parker
     
  14. VBCheeseGrater

    VBCheeseGrater Not Quite A Shredder Finheaven VIP Donator

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    If I recall even he ended up on IR (aka dead)
     
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    dolpns13 Taste the Burn Finheaven VIP Donator

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    19 is cursed too except Grant is outrunning the curse
     
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