i dare someone to defend FAT TONY

[allsilverdreams]

can someone please tell me why this guy has a HC job still in the NFL.can someone even begin to defend this guy after all this crap we have seen over the last 4 years.so go ahead make a case for this idiot i dare you

 

[BGtoKNfor6]

Why not, the same people make excuses for Sean Smith or other worthless players on the team.

 

[MikeO]

Tony Must GO!

 

[mialuv13]

Tony is the best coach Miami has ever had. Ever. Can we get rid of him now? Please.

 

[finfan54]

i love tony. i think he is screwing the guy who screwed him. but hey, at least he still pumps his fist in the air. i cant even see a DL get a hand in the air to block a pass.

 

[Swantoon]

Tony is coming along nicely as a coach. Did you notice on Carp's first field goal he only celebrated a little. Give this guy another decade and he might be as good as Wannstedt.

 

[Nublar7]

 

[MiZFiT]

Not defending him but its not like he is the only problem.

 

[KL24]

i love tony. i think he is screwing the guy who screwed him. but hey, at least he still pumps his fist in the air. i cant even see a DL get a hand in the air to block a pass.

Ross didn't "screw" anyone. He was chasing the flavor of the month in order to replace an incompetent buffoon who's going to be rewarded with juicy paychecks from here on out. Tony isn't screwing us though, his idiocy is leading us into better draft position.

 

[Billk78]

Not gonna find anyone. Even the biggest homers have jumped ship.

 

[Aqua and Orange]

It's not Tony Sparano's fault. It's the fault of the team for not executing his brilliant gameplan.

Haha, just cracked myself up writing that sham of an excuse every Dolphins player gives week to week out of fear of getting benched.

 

[armyphin]

[h=2]i dare someone to defend FAT TONY[/h]

Challenge accepted.

He's not Fat.

I'd say he's slightly over weight for his age.

Rex Ryan is fat.

BAM! The defense rests.

Miami defeats the bye week in a close one, 13-7. Book it!

 

[BGtoKNfor6]

How can you honestly place the blame on Sparano when in fact he more than likely is doing the best he can. At this point, it's like yelling at an autistic kid for getting an "F" on his test at school. The REAL blame needs to go on Ross. He retained the guy. I'd rather be losing with a one year interim coach than this guy. Then again, I don't blame Sparano for not being good. He never was from the jump and he can't help that.

 

[ForksPhin]

I noticed today that he switched from the "Fist Pump" to a sort of "1/2 Tarzan Chest Punch" where he was hitting himself. It was hilarious. I think that is a sign of progress. A few more losses and maybe he'll just punch himself in the face and knock himself out cold.

 

[R_t_Kraken]

Spartano is my god damned hero.
























If my hero was a fat blind new yorker with a stupid grin and the vocabulary of an 8 year old who couldn't motivate a heroin addict to shoot up.