I Have Indisputable Evidence That The Dolphins Will Reach The Playoffs This Year

[Fin-Loco]

Ok all. You can talk about camp reports, draft analysises(sp?), Free Agent pickups, and everything else you want to. I can go ahead and spend the remainder of the offseason laying back with a cold one in my hand because I have proof that the Dolphins will play well.

How do I know this? Well, I'm very glad you asked. I just happened to have chinese food the other day. I've opened many fortune cookies but have ignored most because my lucky number 23 wasn't posted as one of the numbers on the reverse side. Subsequently I felt that the fortune was meant for someone else. I knew that when a fortune was really meant for me it would have good ole 23 on the back.

So I carefully open this fortune cookie. I look at the back first and there's good ole 23 there centrally located amongst the numbers listed. "Wow this one's really for me". I flip it over waiting to see something truly meaningless like "You like Chinese Food".

No! I instead see : "Your favorite sports team will have great success in the upcoming year"!

:D :D :D :D :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I'm psyched now. The Phins aren't only my favorite sports team they are in the small microverse of the space between my ears THE ONLY TEAM.

Now I know some of the pundits will naysay this as any cause for jubilation. "Balls, it's just a fortune cookie!" Nay nay I say.

This is the voice of the football gods. Now if I can only find a fortune cookie that tells us who the starting QB will be. Stay tuned, I just might.

 

[Fin-Loco]

You know you like this thread. We all fall victim to superstition as sports fans. My hat has 5 different rally cap settings.

 

[34isback]

there u go

 

[NashPhin]

This is the best post I've seen in a long time. The fates have spoken: Playoffs in 2007!!!

 

[Phinadict]

You know you like this thread. We all fall victim to superstition as sports fans. My hat has 5 different rally cap settings.

Quiet!!! You'll get us in trouble! The first rule of playoffs is, you don't talk about playoffs :D

 

[phinsfan4life8]

This is so awesome. The only fortune cookies I get are bad things or dont make sense.

GO PHINS!!

 

[nhgent]

Hopefully you don't have any other "favorite sports teams" in any other sport!!!

 

[lvstud84]

Ok all. You can talk about camp reports, draft analysises(sp?), Free Agent pickups, and everything else you want to. I can go ahead and spend the remainder of the offseason laying back with a cold one in my hand because I have proof that the Dolphins will play well.

How do I know this? Well, I'm very glad you asked. I just happened to have chinese food the other day. I've opened many fortune cookies but have ignored most because my lucky number 23 wasn't posted as one of the numbers on the reverse side. Subsequently I felt that the fortune was meant for someone else. I knew that when a fortune was really meant for me it would have good ole 23 on the back.

So I carefully open this fortune cookie. I look at the back first and there's good ole 23 there centrally located amongst the numbers listed. "Wow this one's really for me". I flip it over waiting to see something truly meaningless like "You like Chinese Food".

No! I instead see : "Your favorite sports team will have great success in the upcoming year"!

:D :D :D :D :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I'm psyched now. The Phins aren't only my favorite sports team they are in the small microverse of the space between my ears THE ONLY TEAM.

Now I know some of the pundits will naysay this as any cause for jubilation. "Balls, it's just a fortune cookie!" Nay nay I say.

This is the voice of the football gods. Now if I can only find a fortune cookie that tells us who the starting QB will be. Stay tuned, I just might.

I love your optimism but that's like me sayin that cuz of me huggin this dolphin they will go all the way.

 

[NYinBostonFin]

I'm down.

Does Vegas know?

 

[taaff]

Finally!! An indisputable, factual assessment of our chances. This is great!! Keep searching for those answers, and keep us in the loop.

 

[retired opfinistic]

Thanks BD! 5 stars for making my day. I'll take out a 2nd mortgage on my house and bet it all on the Fins!

 

[finserg]

Nothing wrong with dreaming but i would not put my life on it. :tongue:

 

[feelthepain]

So I carefully open this fortune cookie. I look at the back first and there's good ole 23 there centrally located amongst the numbers listed. "Wow this one's really for me". I flip it over waiting to see something truly meaningless like "You like Chinese Food".

No! I instead see : "Your favorite sports team will have great success in the upcoming year"!

Funny stuff, best part is you probably have as much chance of being right as the talking heads on ESPN that refuse to do any research whatsoever, before they Pick the same teams that won everything last year.

 

[Kendall]

Ah man, my fortune cookie the other day said that my favorite sports team would suck really bad....who's fortune cookie is right? :confused:
j/k

Seriously though, that sounds about as scientific as anything else...I'll take it. I think I am going to have Chinese for dinner tonight. :cooldude:

 

[BrooklynDave]

We've had misfortune cookies too many times lately, this is excellent news