I Made Ross an Offer to Buy the Dolphins

[JoeFin]

Hoping to hear back this afternoon.

Once they're mine, I plan on making decisions by taking polls here.

First up, of course - Who do want as coach?

 

[JoeFin]

OK, that one's been done.

Next up - Who do you want on the cheerleading squad? ... I plan to hire celebrities.

 

[LibertineOneThree]

Hoping to hear back this afternoon.

Once they're mine, I plan on making decisions by taking polls here.

First up, of course - Who do want as coach?

This one's destined for the locker. Although an owner who can't even manage to type the question fully would be no worse than the buffoon we currently have.

 

[traptses]

OK, that one's been done.

Next up - Who do you want on the cheerleading squad? ... I plan to hire celebrities.

The cheerleaders from The Longest Yard

 

[Digital]

I love the enthusiasm @JoeFin , and would love to hear what you had in mind. But ....... I'm not sure $1.17 and a pack of Slim Jims is going to get this deal done .... no matter how mediocre we've become.

 

[JoeFin]

Well, I have resigned myself to getting a second job if that's what it takes.

#committed

 

[MARINO1384]

We could do what the packers do, and have fan ownership.

I have $38.58 I can use, who else is in?

 

[BigSmoke]

OK, that one's been done.

Next up - Who do you want on the cheerleading squad? ... I plan to hire celebrities.

I'd recruit from Mons Venus...

 

[fishfanmiami]

This one's destined for the locker.

Most likely but today we are letting everyone throw in their 2 cents and vent a little bro

 

[superphin]

Can I sit in the owner's box for a game or 2? Also, we should trade for Rodgers. I've been told we're a QB away from contending for a SB.

 

[gofins60]

I love the enthusiasm @JoeFin , and would love to hear what you had in mind. But ....... I'm not sure $1.17 and a pack of Slim Jims is going to get this deal done .... no matter how mediocre we've become.

I think if I could be a co-owner I can make this deal happen. I'm willing to add some cash, lots of cash... we're talking 3 figures here! And, to make this offer even sweeter for Ross since he recently got divorced, I'll let him have my wife. And as a show of good faith, he can keep her if even if we don't close the deal.

 

[Ray R]

Can I sit in the owner's box for a game or 2? Also, we should trade for Rodgers. I've been told we're a QB away from contending for a SB.

I thought you meant Rogers for HC - LOL

 

[Ray R]

I think if I could be a co-owner I can make this deal happen. I'm willing to add some cash, lots of cash... we're talking 3 figures here! And, to make this offer even sweeter for Ross since he recently got divorced, I'll let him have my wife. And as a show of good faith, he can keep her if even if we don't close the deal.

$1.00 is three figures - LOL

 

[dolfan91]

Hey, hire me, I can Roll Toilet Paper pretty good.

 

[The Gov]

I volunteer to be the new cheer coach