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I played Craps with Porter in Vegas this Weekend!

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This past weekend, I flew out to Las Vegas with my friend. We stayed at the MGM Grand... and spent a good amount of time (and money) in the casinos.

Saturday night, at around 2 in the morning... my friend and I headed down to the craps tables. We were looking for a $10 min bet table... and then all of a sudden my friend spots Joey Porter at another table a little more expensive table. I didnt have a ton of money, but I was willing to spend a little just so I could say I played craps with Porter. :D

The guy is huge. He was wearin a tall tee and a camo hat... and was playing with chips that I had never even seen (I think they were $500-$1000 chips). He had around $5000 on the table for every roll. I didnt want to bother him too much, but I said "Go Peezy!" once when he rolled something good. He was a prick though (I wasnt really suprised... I didnt exactly expect him to be a warm and friendly kinda guy... lol!). I also said "Go Dolphins!" to him once... but he completely ignored me. At that point... I almost said to him, "Hey Joey, where is your boy Levi Jones?" LOL! But I wisely decided not to. First, I figured the comment would make me the 2nd person to get punched in the face by Porter in Vegas this year... and that is something I dont really think I would want to experience... lol! Second, if that happened, Porter would probably get suspended by the league, possibly costing us in the win column... and it would definatly get me banished from FinHeaven! LOL! :lol:

He was rolling the dice when I was playing. He screamed every time he rolled, violently yelling the number he wanted. It was pretty funny. However, I actually ended up being pretty pissed at Porter, but no because of his attitude. I was pissed because he was a horrible roller. He lost me $100 bucks! :tantrum::lol:


Anyway, thats my story... I thought you guys might enjoy it...
 
I'm glad he's a prick. I won't that attitude and competitiveness on the football field. We have a great defense, but we've missed a firey loudmouth leader for a while now.

Cool story man, sounds fun. Too bad it wasn't Ronnie or someone a little friendlier for your sake.
 
Hehehe - too funny. Too bad he is a prick all the time - and not just when comes to guys in the wrong colored jersey.
 
Here's a question for you guys.

Let's say one of the Patriots players was easily wound up like Porter and you were in FinNastys situation. Would you jaw at him constantly all night trying to get them to strike you and render a suspension? If it were Brady, I'd totally do it, then I'd get some punches in myself. :lol:
 
This past weekend, I flew out to Las Vegas with my friend. We stayed at the MGM Grand... and spent a good amount of time (and money) in the casinos.

Saturday night, at around 2 in the morning... my friend and I headed down to the craps tables. We were looking for a $10 min bet table... and then all of a sudden my friend spots Joey Porter at another table a little more expensive table. I didnt have a ton of money, but I was willing to spend a little just so I could say I played craps with Porter. :D

The guy is huge. He was wearin a tall tee and a camo hat... and was playing with chips that I had never even seen (I think they were $500-$1000 chips). He had around $5000 on the table for every roll. I didnt want to bother him too much, but I said "Go Peezy!" once when he rolled something good. He was a prick though (I wasnt really suprised... I didnt exactly expect him to be a warm and friendly kinda guy... lol!). I also said "Go Dolphins!" to him once... but he completely ignored me. At that point... I almost said to him, "Hey Joey, where is your boy Levi Jones?" LOL! But I wisely decided not to. First, I figured the comment would make me the 2nd person to get punched in the face by Porter in Vegas this year... and that is something I dont really think I would want to experience... lol! Second, if that happened, Porter would probably get suspended by the league, possibly costing us in the win column... and it would definatly get me banished from FinHeaven! LOL! :lol:

He was rolling the dice when I was playing. He screamed every time he rolled, violently yelling the number he wanted. It was pretty funny. However, I actually ended up being pretty pissed at Porter, but no because of his attitude. I was pissed because he was a horrible roller. He lost me $100 bucks! :tantrum::lol:


Anyway, thats my story... I thought you guys might enjoy it...

Did he punch anybody in the face?:sidelol:
 
This past weekend, I flew out to Las Vegas with my friend. We stayed at the MGM Grand... and spent a good amount of time (and money) in the casinos.

Saturday night, at around 2 in the morning... my friend and I headed down to the craps tables. We were looking for a $10 min bet table... and then all of a sudden my friend spots Joey Porter at another table a little more expensive table. I didnt have a ton of money, but I was willing to spend a little just so I could say I played craps with Porter. :D

The guy is huge. He was wearin a tall tee and a camo hat... and was playing with chips that I had never even seen (I think they were $500-$1000 chips). He had around $5000 on the table for every roll. I didnt want to bother him too much, but I said "Go Peezy!" once when he rolled something good. He was a prick though (I wasnt really suprised... I didnt exactly expect him to be a warm and friendly kinda guy... lol!). I also said "Go Dolphins!" to him once... but he completely ignored me. At that point... I almost said to him, "Hey Joey, where is your boy Levi Jones?" LOL! But I wisely decided not to. First, I figured the comment would make me the 2nd person to get punched in the face by Porter in Vegas this year... and that is something I dont really think I would want to experience... lol! Second, if that happened, Porter would probably get suspended by the league, possibly costing us in the win column... and it would definatly get me banished from FinHeaven! LOL! :lol:

He was rolling the dice when I was playing. He screamed every time he rolled, violently yelling the number he wanted. It was pretty funny. However, I actually ended up being pretty pissed at Porter, but no because of his attitude. I was pissed because he was a horrible roller. He lost me $100 bucks! :tantrum::lol:


Anyway, thats my story... I thought you guys might enjoy it...

I was in Vegas this weekend too. I didn't get as lucky as you though and get to see Porter but I did go to Marinos Restaraunt inside of Hooters. Kinda pricy for me but it was really good.:D
 
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