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I understand this draft now...

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So i'm looking at the draft and I can only imagine it went something like this...

Round 1 ... BP: alright Jeff send in Vontae Davis.

Round 2 ... BP: Crap!!! I think I left the stove on, guys pick a 3-4 linebacker for me.

Round 2 ... JI: Alright we need a WR/QB for the wildcat... Pat White

Round 2 ... BP: OMG.... Jeff what did you do??? When I say draft a 3-4 linebacker, get the biggest, fastest, hit'n mofo on the board, in fact Clint Sintim was right there!!!... Not another Kordell stewart wannabe... Hasn't this team used enough 2nd round picks on QBs this decade?

Round 2 ... BP: alright well I'm drafting another CB. lets get a big guy this time, you can't make a player big enough to suit me. I agree with women who say size matters! Get me... Sean Smith

Round 3 ... BP: Ok, Now i'm going for the biggest WR on the board, and he has to be productive and have a great motor... send in Patrick Turner for our pick.

Round 4 ... JI: Bill? Bill? Wheres Bill? Crap he forgot to tell us who to get this round!!! Aw Geeze... Um... Well lets get another WR, just make sure he's big, Bill will be so proud this time. This guy is 6, 2 close enough!! Hartline, Brian.


Round 5 ... JI: hey orderly you say you found Bill? Orderly: yeah he's stuck in the back room, something about its tight in there??? JI: ah I think he meant draft a TE. Gotcha!!!

Round 5 ... JI: Bill!!! Hey boss we are so glad you got out of that bathroom. We drafted a TE like you told us... BP: What!!! I was going to pick that kid up after the draft. Well no sense crying over spilt milk get me a safety with all the measureables and a good body of work.
 
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The FO either hates our new owner and has decided to stick it to him or they were out drinking last last night. I simply cannot understand how some of these draft picks were the BPA on a team that is not talent laden.
 
I guess Belicheat must have paid off Parcells last night.

this is another wanny like draft , mark it down.

I think something is going on in the front office but I dont know what.
 
Some people on this site are unreal. They know things we dont. I dont know how people aren't excited about the Pat White pick. He is gonna be the x-factor in the wildcat where teams will no longer be able to bring a safety up to defend against what almost certainly would be a run play. Thank God some the draft decisions wouldnt be up to fans b/c if that were the case we would be f**ked
 
failed post. not funny or entertaining, better left internalized.
 
sensation24 said:
Some people on this site are unreal. They know things we dont. I dont know how people aren't excited about the Pat White pick. He is gonna be the x-factor in the wildcat where teams will no longer be able to bring a safety up to defend against what almost certainly would be a run play. Thank God some the draft decisions wouldnt be up to fans b/c if that were the case we would be f**ked
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Thank-you!!

Everyone is whining, yet we have one the best FO's in the league and excellent scouters.
 
I agree all you peoples opinions on this draft is worth what my dog just did out side. poop

This has been a very good draft last year we solidified our defensive front and our offensive line this year we took care of WRs and will pobably end up having the best seconday in the league and knowing parcells he'll grab a LB in round 5 who will turn out to be a stud Thank god you people work at Mc Donalds and not the Miam Dolphins
 
I think it went something like this...

BP: I got a great smokescreen for this years draft. JT is ready to sign, I told him to go chill and not say anything yet. We will have every team & fan thinking we are taking OLB on day 1. Then sign JT after the draft...

JI: K but who do we draft on day 1.

BP: Do you guys even pay attention to talent? Look we will draft the best cover corner in the draft. Then we will draft a QB for the future to compete with Henne, but will be a new Wildcat QB this season. Then we will draft another CB to help replace Will Allen, not sure if we can afford his contract next season.

JI: Hey I got an idea, why don't I say that Cushing, Matthews & Reye comes from a great family background. Then it will look like we are picking LB's for sure.

BP: Look little fish, when I am gone you can do the smokescreens, until then sit by the phone and wait for the call to pick-up the pizza. There is only one coach in the NFL that would buy into that crap and he almost made this team go 0-16. So, I'm pretty sure that we don't need to hard sell anything to that man.
 
dtjp17 said:
I agree all you peoples opinions on this draft is worth what my dog just did out side. poop

This has been a very good draft last year we solidified our defensive front and our offensive line this year we took care of WRs and will pobably end up having the best seconday in the league and knowing parcells he'll grab a LB in round 5 who will turn out to be a stud Thank god you people work at Mc Donalds and not the Miam Dolphins
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I agree. I trust BP, especially after the 2008 season.
 
chris carter just said on ESPN that BP told him personally they need a wildcat QB. So its lookin like it was BP's pick from the get go.
 
FINMAN13 said:
I think it went something like this...

BP: I got a great smokescreen for this years draft. JT is ready to sign, I told him to go chill and not say anything yet. We will have every team & fan thinking we are taking OLB on day 1. Then sign JT after the draft...

JI: K but who do we draft on day 1.

BP: Do you guys even pay attention to talent? Look we will draft the best cover corner in the draft. Then we will draft a QB for the future to compete with Henne, but will be a new Wildcat QB this season. Then we will draft another CB to help replace Will Allen, not sure if we can afford his contract next season.

JI: Hey I got an idea, why don't I say that Cushing, Matthews & Reye comes from a great family background. Then it will look like we are picking LB's for sure.

BP: Look little fish, when I am gone you can do the smokescreens, until then sit by the phone and wait for the call to pick-up the pizza.
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Awesome post :lol2:
 
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