Silverphin
Chairman of the 'Owned! Awards' Commitee
First commercial:
*Manuel Wright sits in front of a projector screen in the dark*
Box of Kleenex - $1.59
*Jason Taylor next to him, taking a tissue for himself has he cries to.*
Football contract - Millions
*Keith Traylor then pats Manuel Wright on the back, crying as well*
Being taken out of the game - Frustration
*Camera then focuses on projector screen, showing the replay of Wright's first sack.*
MW: It's beautiful...
*Screen then shows Matt Roth's first sack on Bollinger*
Matt Roth: :cry: Mines was, too!
Kevin Carter snivels and pat Roth on the shoulder.
KC: Good job.
First sack of the first year in the pros, against two of the three teams you hate the most: Priceless
There are things in life money can't buy. But for everything else, there's Mastercard.
Second Commercial:
Jason Taylor: (After Jets game) I just told Nick, 'We won the game, let it go. He was still hot and that's fine, I just didn't want him to get a penalty. He's got to be more disciplined."
Nick Saban: *pauses TV* Now that's twisted. Usually I don't do twisted. But sometimes, you know, somethings have to be twisted to accomplish certain things. Just like how I twisted the 3-4 and 4-3 scheme to together to put stress on opposing O-lines, Tropicana has twisted flavors into their new Tropicana Twister drinks. With flavors such as Orange Strawberry Banana, it's just what I need to quench my thirst to run my practices. Now if you excuse, I have to get to work.
*Jason Taylor passes by*
Nick Saban: You!
J.T.: Oh crap! *runs*
Nick Saban: Drink Tropicana Twister! *runs after JT*
Feel free to post your own ideas.
*Manuel Wright sits in front of a projector screen in the dark*
Box of Kleenex - $1.59
*Jason Taylor next to him, taking a tissue for himself has he cries to.*
Football contract - Millions
*Keith Traylor then pats Manuel Wright on the back, crying as well*
Being taken out of the game - Frustration
*Camera then focuses on projector screen, showing the replay of Wright's first sack.*
MW: It's beautiful...
*Screen then shows Matt Roth's first sack on Bollinger*
Matt Roth: :cry: Mines was, too!
Kevin Carter snivels and pat Roth on the shoulder.
KC: Good job.
First sack of the first year in the pros, against two of the three teams you hate the most: Priceless
There are things in life money can't buy. But for everything else, there's Mastercard.
Second Commercial:
Jason Taylor: (After Jets game) I just told Nick, 'We won the game, let it go. He was still hot and that's fine, I just didn't want him to get a penalty. He's got to be more disciplined."
Nick Saban: *pauses TV* Now that's twisted. Usually I don't do twisted. But sometimes, you know, somethings have to be twisted to accomplish certain things. Just like how I twisted the 3-4 and 4-3 scheme to together to put stress on opposing O-lines, Tropicana has twisted flavors into their new Tropicana Twister drinks. With flavors such as Orange Strawberry Banana, it's just what I need to quench my thirst to run my practices. Now if you excuse, I have to get to work.
*Jason Taylor passes by*
Nick Saban: You!
J.T.: Oh crap! *runs*
Nick Saban: Drink Tropicana Twister! *runs after JT*
Feel free to post your own ideas.
