If YOU were a Miami Dolphin, how would you prank April 1st?

[sabanite]

If I were a Miami Dolphin, I'd prank Keith Traylor by changing the scale so it read that he was 25 lbs. lighter EVERY time he stepped on it, then leave Gardenburgers all over his car....

 

[HugeFinFan]

:rofl:

 

[Aqua4Ever04]

Plant some parsley or marijuana subsitute in Ricky Williams locker and turn him in.

 

[Dmancari23]

If I were a Miami Dolphin, I'd prank Keith Traylor by changing the scale so it read that he was 25 lbs. lighter EVERY time he stepped on it, then leave Gardenburgers all over his car....

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: Hmmm... I'm sure these millionaires care to do that....

 

[sabanite]

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: Hmmm... I'm sure these millionaires care to do that....

Who says Millionaires can't prank? A dollar goes a long way on April Fool's Day!

 

[TotoreMexico]

If I were a Miami Dolphin, I'd prank Keith Traylor by changing the scale so it read that he was 25 lbs. lighter EVERY time he stepped on it, then leave Gardenburgers all over his car....

:lol2:

 

[Down with Gesickness]

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: Hmmm... I'm sure these millionaires care to do that....

Huh? Are you saying that just because they are millionaires they aren't like normal people and don't have meaningless fun?

 

[Metal Panda]

as a joke, concoct a trade to get Chad Johnson at WR, have the Bengals break the news as an april fools joke to their fanbase, and only tell them at the last minute that you were serious and signed off on the trade for real.

 

[Jimmy James]

If I were Pepper, I'd announce that I was changing my number from 8 to 6.7.

 

[CubanCulebra]

I'd stuff Manny Wright's locker with tissue boxes.

 

[Jimmy James]

I'd glue everything in McKinney's locker to the locker, including the bottle of glue I used to do it. I'd also leave behind a bottle of solvent behind that wasn't glued to anything, but I'd coat it with some type of contact adhesive that would keep it firmly in his hand when he picked it up.

 

[CubanCulebra]

or I'd hire a couple of dancers to come in to the locker room and dance on Jason Taylor while the fellas root him on and have Zach walk in minutes later with his sister (Taylor's wife) who'd make a fake scene cuz she'd also be in on the prank.

 

[Metal Panda]

I'll tell Brock Berlin he was cut....except it wouldn't be a joke. Then he could find a team that thinks a throwing motion that consists of heaving the ball downwards towards the turf is an example of good mechanics.

 

[Jimmy James]

I'd disassemble Nick's car piece by piece and reassemble it inside the locker room.

After doing that, I'd hide the keys to the car in Wayne's office.

 

[Jimmy James]

I'd get Nick to announce that he was stepping down as coach, then I'd get Wayne to announce he was bringing back Wanny.

Wait -- that's not a joke...it's a nightmare.