Imagine A Past Dolphin As The Next Potus

[allsilverdreams]

Ricky Williams would legalize marijuana in all states.
Dan Marino might move the white house to South Beach.
Mike Pouncey would have workers comp injuries pay 2x your salary.
Cecil Collins would make breaking and entering only a fine of $25.

 

[randomname]

Mike Pouncey would pardon Aaron Hernandez posthumously.

 

[royalshank]

John Denney would get the law of a 2-term maximum in office revoked.

 

[Bumrush]

Cecil Collins would legalize.... Ah forget it.

 

[Third Eye]

Philbin would make the USA like Singapore where gum on sidewalk is punishable by caning.

 

[WCUPUNK]

Dallas Thomas would put turnstiles on everything.

 

[WCUPUNK]

Xavien Howard would ground all air traffic on Sundays

 

[royalshank]

Dallas Thomas would put turnstiles on everything.

BWAHAHAHHAHAHA

 

[allsilverdreams]

Philbin would make the USA like Singapore where gum on sidewalk is punishable by caning.

I just spit coffee all over my laptop. LOL

 

[AdamD13]

Garo Yepremian wouldn't be able to pass anything.

Sammie Smith would fumble his responsibilities.

Brian Cox would fight any Bill making it to his desk.

Jake Scott would pick off his political opponents.

Larry Csonka would choose Jim Kiick as his running mate.

 

[spiketex]

I don't think Kamala Harris ever played for the Dolphins. The heading says next Potus.

 

[mzimmpa]

Zach Thomas would knockout his political opponent at the first debate.

 

[mzimmpa]

Cam Cameron would appoint Ted Ginn’s entire family to his cabinet.

 

[multistage]

President Kuechenberg would beat the living **** out of anyone he deemed a threat to the US.

Vice Presidents Langer and Little would be in on the deal as well.

 

['Deep]

Mercury Morris would open up a trade agreement with South America to have their "marching powder" brought into the U.S. and made legally available at a reduced price.


Disclaimer: Not that I condone the marching powder anymore. Maybe when I was in my 20s.....