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Interview Questions You Would Ask Jonathan Martin??

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Interview Questions You Would Ask Jonathan Martin??

Setting him up with Tony Dungy was a brilliant maneuver by his handlers (and you know he had handlers throughout this pre-planned charade). Gives his self-serving spin credibility by association since there aren't many better respected football men than Tony. Putting him across from a respected, gentle soul, with no inclination to contentiously challenge Martin's version imparts a sense of honesty and truthfulness organically without the risk of adversarially being taken to task referencing at least some of the mountain of conflicting reports and evidence. Considering the alleged racial component that a bunch of braying network hypocritical hyenas viscerally jumped on despite their own foibles/shortcomings, enabled by the dysfunctional network for which most of them worked, I'd think while it might not have been difficult for Steve Smith to challenge this one-sided version, Dungy doing so, would damage his image cause of what he represents and since it's not the way he rolls.

Like I said, a brilliant booking with what I've seen so far, no opportunity to refute or challenge this pap by Incog, the franchise or any teammates. So knowing what you now know and suspect from the evidence, if you had the mass media opportunity to ask Martin questions, what would they be?

Starting off:

How come you texted Incognito over 1100x including threatening to kill his "effing" family" ?

Why did you storm out theatrically from the Davie cafeteria as the butt of the same joke you participated in playing on a teammate 2 weeks before?


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I'd like to ask him if he is truely 50% girl.
 
I dont even know If I'd ask him a question. I would probably just punch him right in his **** holster.

I'd like to see him sit down for an interview with mike tyson or charles barkley asking the questions...
 
I'd ask him what scent of douche is his preference and then ask him if he is a pad or plug type of guy.
 
I'll be like ' nig.., have you lost your mind?'
 
I'd like to know his history of mental illness, and if it was disclosed to interested parties before the draft, and if Ireland drafted him knowing there might be a problem.
 
His favorite member of The Village People...
 
is your mom a crack ho.
 
Will you come to OTA's?

IF a teammate starts to "haze" you, how will you handle to situation?

Do you think the Dolphins or any NFL clubhouse accept you?
 
Some of these tongue in cheek responses have been pretty entertaining, although I was going for "serious" since in a no-holds barred interview armed with what we know, personally, I'm sure that I'm far from the only one around here who could rip him a new ahole :up:

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I don't believe he has mental issues. He had a stressfull job and he couldn't handle it simple as that. The man wasn't ready to be a starting tackle in the league and as a result the expectations placed on him by the coaches players and fans he could not fulfill. So he played the situation like a game of poker and figured out how he could get out of his responsibilities yet still be compensated. I need Martin to teach me how to get out of doing my job yet still get paid for it and have everyone feeling sorry me.
 
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