DKphin
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http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/12/dolphins_take_down_raiders_hav.phpAmazingly and infuriatingly, the Miami Dolphins have come tromping out of the depths of a ****ty season like a reanimated zombie and have suddenly started kicking opponents ***** and eating their brains.:D
The Dolphins defense stabbed the Raiders in the face with their ferociousness, while the offense -- led by the indomitable Marionette Puppet Matt Moore and his efficient 167 yards passing as well as a giant-dong-wielding Reggie Bush and his 100 yard rushing day -- scored more touchdowns than field goals on their way to ferocious ****punching 31-14 final. It's totally conceivable that the Dolphins lost the first seven games of the season just to be dicks.