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kellyh3034

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All I want for Xmas
"Is for us to beat the Dolphins week 17 and ruin their season.

Could care less about the Browns game."

"My three Jets wishes for the rest of this season-
No major injuries to good players
Knock Miami out of playoffs
Santonio Holmes deactivated for final two games

"Let's return the favor from 2011 and kill the Dolphins playoff hopes."
http://forums.theganggreen.com/showthread.php?t=79856
 
Haha that's all they have to hang on to...how pathetic.
 
What would really suck for them is if we clinched this week (were in with a win and Bal and Cin loss). That would really ruin their season.
 
Sweet, I love being on the other side of those wishes for a change :)
 
Shouldn't fans always want their team in the playoffs? Since the Jets aren't mathematically eliminated I would be wishing for that if I was you.

Luckily...I'm not a Jets fan. :)

Edit: Whoops...they have been eliminated. In that case...I'd wan to lose the last two games so I get a better draft pick.
 
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If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes that I could wish for this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace..and the Dolphins wining the next 6 games and bringing the Lombardi Trophy back to Miami.

You know, if I had three wishes that I could make this holiday season, first, of course, would be for all the children to get together and sing.. the second would be for the Miami Dolphins Super Bowl.. and the third would be for Tom Brady announcing his retirement from the NFL.

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, first would be the crap about the kids.. second would be for the Dolphins Super Bowl.. the third would be for Brady's retirement... and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year for an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought about slowly by Miami Dolphin's Cheerleaders and of course my lovely wife could come, too. She's behind me 100% on this, I guarantee you.

Wait a minute, maybe that sex thing should be the first wish! So, if I made that the first wish, because, you know, it could all go boom tomorrow, and then what have you got? No, no.. the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. No, no, who am I kidding! I mean, they're not gonna be able to get all those kids together! I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible! It's more trouble than it's worth! So, we reorganize: here we go. First, the sex - we go with that; second, the Super Bowl. No! We go with the Brady retirement second (it would happen right after the Dolphins knock the Patriots out of the playoffs), then the Super Bowl, and then the kids. Oh, wait, oh geez! I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay.. revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in Hell! That would be the fourth wish! And of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of peace and harmony. Thank you, everybody.
 
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