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Jets reach new level of dogshit

Bumpus

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Glorious writing on the part of Kevin Patra here ...

*chef's kiss*

The Jets' second-half offense was so atrocious it went three-and-out on its first five possessions. On seven second-half drives, Gang Green netted 2 yards. Total. Two yards.
Players fall down and get two yards.
Two yards on 26 plays is about as grotesque a performance as you can get. The Jets moved the ball 2.77 inches per play in two full quarters of football. They couldn't gain a Snickers bar worth of yardage per play.

 

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The jest haven't seen stats that bad since a certain former Gator was their QB.

That said, at 5:00p local yesterday, all 4 AFCE teams would have been in the playoffs. Then, the bungals won knocking the jest out.
 

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Great quote from that article:

The Jets' second-half offense was so atrocious it went three-and-out on its first five possessions. On seven second-half drives, Gang Green netted 2 yards. Total. Two yards.

Players fall down and get two yards.

Two yards on 26 plays is about as grotesque a performance as you can get. The Jets moved the ball 2.77 inches per play in two full quarters of football. They couldn't gain a Snickers bar worth of yardage per play
 

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Patriots have the Jets number literally
 

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Of course the Jets get the bears possibly without Fields...how many games have they played against backup/scrub qbs this year?
 
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