Joe Philbin has put his house up for sale

[TheWalrus]

Damn it feels good to post this in the General NFL forum.

The story: http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2015...oach-joe-philbin-selling-25m-florida-mansion/

The listing: http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/2232-Phoenix-Ave_Davie_FL_33324_M54039-53160#

 

[utahphinsfan]

Does it come w/ an exorcism or is that part of the buyers cost at closing?

 

[BSQ]

Run out of town on a rail!!

Smokin' Joe Philbin has left South Florida in the dead of night to avoid being cursed at in restaurants, gas stations and movie theaters for Coaching the Miami Dolphins into the cellar of the AFC EAST! You would think with his charisma and funny outgoing personality he would have lots of friends but it turns out that life of the party Joe is just a memory in South Florida. The paper says: Former Miami Dolphin Coach has put his Davie digs on the market for a shade under 2.5 million. I'm sure his neighbors will be relieved to see him and his loud, hard-partying life style gone for good. One of his neighbors was quoted as saying," maybe now we can get some sleep, it was nonstop girls, booze and loud music until all hours of the night." He went on to say,"in LA, I lived next to Charlie Sheen for a while but Joe made Charlie seem like a quiet church mouse." NOT!!!!!!!!! Anyways, bye Joe, too bad this didn't happen long ago. We now have had a taste of what a real motivator of men can do with the exact same team!

 

[NRA]

Joe Philbin can only TRULY be gone if people will stop talking about him!! :yap:






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Dan Campbell for H/C of the Miami Dolphins?

WHY NOT?

 

[Cutthroat]

Philbin is no longer the coach of the Dolphins. He did not come to Miami and screw up the team intentionally. In general, whether or not he is a good head coach, he is a good man.

I am glad the team has moved on, but I am continually puzzled as to why people have to keep pissing on the man.

 

[TheWalrus]

Philbin is no longer the coach of the Dolphins. He did not come to Miami and screw up the team intentionally. In general, whether or not he is a good head coach, he is a good man.

I am glad the team has moved on, but I am continually puzzled as to why people have to keep pissing on the man.

People keep saying this. Do you really know, for sure, he doesn't rape his pets?

Joe Philbin -- through stubbornness, stupidity and general ineptitude -- ruined hours and hours of my life. YEARS of my life. I will say about him whatever the **** it pleases me to say.

 

[BSQ]

Well said Walrus!!! He was a bag of garbage and he really screw up something that I hold dear so therefore **** him up his ***!!! I hate the SOB and the job he did on our team set us back. I hope Campbell can save the team but I don't get into he was such a nice guy. I didn't find him to be a nice guy. Listening to him talk raised my blood pressure because he never said anything worth hearing. I didn't dig his act from the moment he got here with his Green Bay bull****. In Green Bay he looked good because Aaron Rodgers is a once in a generation talent not because Philbin was some type of genius. He reputation was phony and Ross really blew it by buying into that whole crock of bull. The way we started this season spoke very clearly about how this team of players felt about him. They gave no effort for Joe because he lost them last season and because he's an a hole. Don't try and sell me the nice guy crap. I don't buy it. He's an arrogant, inflexible know it all in my book.

 

[AquaInferno]

People keep saying this. Do you really know, for sure, he doesn't rape his pets?

Joe Philbin -- through stubbornness, stupidity and general ineptitude -- ruined hours and hours of my life. YEARS of my life. I will say about him whatever the **** it pleases me to say.

Make sure to punch him first before you kick him while he's down.

 

[Bumpus]

Make sure to punch him first before you kick him while he's down.

Then can we set him on fire, piss him out, and reignite him?

 

[Trucanes99]

Then can we set him on fire, piss him out, and reignite him?

Only if Sidney Crosby is lying underneath him...

 

[royalshank]

Smokin' Joe Philbin has left South Florida in the dead of night to avoid being cursed at in restaurants, gas stations and movie theaters for Coaching the Miami Dolphins into the cellar of the AFC EAST! You would think with his charisma and funny outgoing personality he would have lots of friends but it turns out that life of the party Joe is just a memory in South Florida. The paper says: Former Miami Dolphin Coach has put his Davie digs on the market for a shade under 2.5 million. I'm sure his neighbors will be relieved to see him and his loud, hard-partying life style gone for good. One of his neighbors was quoted as saying," maybe now we can get some sleep, it was nonstop girls, booze and loud music until all hours of the night." He went on to say,"in LA, I lived next to Charlie Sheen for a while but Joe made Charlie seem like a quiet church mouse." NOT!!!!!!!!! Anyways, bye Joe, too bad this didn't happen long ago. We now have had a taste of what a real motivator of men can do with the exact same team!

this reads like an Onion article - ha!

 

[royalshank]

Philbin is no longer the coach of the Dolphins. He did not come to Miami and screw up the team intentionally. In general, whether or not he is a good head coach, he is a good man.

I am glad the team has moved on, but I am continually puzzled as to why people have to keep pissing on the man.

there are over 7 billion people on the planet. Assuming a rough 50/50 gender split let's call it 3.5 billion men on the planet. Out of those 3.5 billion, let's assume most - like 3.4 billion - are good men and that roughly the same number have never even seen a football before. If our moron owner hired any one of these unqualified 3.4 billion good men to coach your team and then fired them 4 years later would you feel the need to point out "they were a good man" all the time?

Personally I don't think Joe was such a great guy. He came off as a real drip on Hard Knocks, proved to be stubborn and seemed to think he was better than everyone - a self proclaimed football genius who's "job if wasn't to motivate the players". A jackass that delegated his speeches to Dan Campbell. I'd really like to know, who besides Ross, thought he was such a good man in the organization. I was merciless on him in my Official Joe Philbin Appreciation Thread (satire) - which I couldn't wait to write when he was fired because I absolutely couldn't stand looking at him, listening to him and watching his teams lie down for this good man. **** Joe Philbin. As a coach be sucked ****s in hell. In real life he and Steven Ross likely felated each other. This good man can go back to GB and see if he can get back on the Pack's staff and take credit for their QB situation again. **** you Joe Philbin!

 

[royalshank]

Well said Walrus!!! He was a bag of garbage and he really screw up something that I hold dear so therefore **** him up his ***!!! I hate the SOB and the job he did on our team set us back. I hope Campbell can save the team but I don't get into he was such a nice guy. I didn't find him to be a nice guy. Listening to him talk raised my blood pressure because he never said anything worth hearing. I didn't dig his act from the moment he got here with his Green Bay bull****. In Green Bay he looked good because Aaron Rodgers is a once in a generation talent not because Philbin was some type of genius. He reputation was phony and Ross really blew it by buying into that whole crock of bull. The way we started this season spoke very clearly about how this team of players felt about him. They gave no effort for Joe because he lost them last season and because he's an a hole. Don't try and sell me the nice guy crap. I don't buy it. He's an arrogant, inflexible know it all in my book.

he is arrogant. Right on. He thought he was Bill Walsh w the no personality and X and O stuff. Except he wasn't.