Joey Porter Quotes, "Joey Porter"

[DirkDiggler]

I found this quote funny and not funny.

Joey Porter: "After 32 years I think I know me better than anybody," he said. "Can't nobody do me better than I can do me. So if I say I know I'm healthy, I don't think I have to figure it out. How do I know? Because I know."


No body do me like I do. ..... ummm, What?

 

[josekareh]

That was stupid... Thanks Joey

 

[WVDolphan]

He's still talking? He should make one simple statement saying that he will not be speaking any further until he starts playing well.

 

[flynryan15]

Well leave it to Joey Porter to create new ways to prove WHY HE SHOULDN'T OPEN HIS MOUTH!!!!!!

 

[truedolfan57]

i don't understand the title. I'm assuming you are saying he is talking in 3rd person, but he is not. Thread title makes less sense than joey's quote...

 

[DirkDiggler]

excuse me truedolfan for not meeting your literary bench mark for humor.

 

[GoonBoss]

So......He's healthy and just playing poorly according to him? First thing he's said all year I agree with.

 

[Akronfinfan36]

It's always amusing when professional athletes (most of them, and particularly a guy like Porter) try to philosophize.

 

[DefensiveEnd76]

Sounds like he went to the Emmitt Smith Speaking School

 

[Akronfinfan36]

Sounds like he went to the Emmitt Smith Speaking School

:lol2::lol2:

 

[X-Pacolypse]

His major at Colorado State certainly wasn't English.

 

[DirkDiggler]

Sounds like he went to the Emmitt Smith Speaking School

Now thats funny!

 

[Canadianfishfan]

I found this quote funny and not funny.

Joey Porter: "After 32 years I think I know me better than anybody," he said. "Can't nobody do me better than I can do me. So if I say I know I'm healthy, I don't think I have to figure it out. How do I know? Because I know."


No body do me like I do. ..... ummm, What?

Exactly.. the guy keeps opening his mouth and ****ing himself in the ***!