Landry, What happened to You Bruh

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  1. TKAllDay

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    You were my favorite player. I lived and died with every draft for two decades for my Miami team to draft a player with your heart, your drive.

    Sure we had some players that we hit on defensively, we all know who they are. I wanted an Alpha WR. I longed for one. I bought a Chris Chambers signed mini helmet for $50 way back when. That was what I thought an Alpha receiver was.

    Until I saw you Jarvis. You had the largest heart of any WR I have ever seen from Miami. My friends were even excited about you.... "Jarvis is a badass".

    You caught everything, pushed the pile, you were a punisher. I bought Dolphins @ Redskins tickets for the home opener two years ago. You took a PUNT to the house and won the game. This white guy had a 26" vertical during that punt return , a career best for me.

    But now I don't like you. You are essentially gone as a Miami Dolphin. I thought we needed you but
    I was wrong.

    Your attitude is an act; your game shows up when you want it to. Granted we don't have a QB to get you the ball; it's not all your fault.

    But your act has worn tired; I can't believe I am saying this but I don't really care if you WALK.

    I loved you 14.

    Or maybe it's not you... It's me.. Bring on contracted Kenny
     
  2. Gofinyourself

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    Damn, now Landry is a target? We really have lost our **** haven't we?
     
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    I feel like I just read your diary.
     
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    Jarvis is not the problem. Although I do see him leaving
     
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    Landry is precisely the kind of player losers like the Dolphins lose.

    How about Vernon?

    Miller?

    Etc.

    If you're good. And you're young. You're focking outta here!
     
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  7. TKAllDay

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    We needs 52 William Hayes types
     
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    And one Marino
     
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    Even he couldn't get us a ring. Need more than just the one stud....
     
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    I loved you, Jarvis, until you made me get an abortion. We could have had a Gasebaby. Would could have done lines in the O-line room. Your soft hands have become cold and hard like your heart. </3
     
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    the offense (line) has been so bad that he is forced to stay short and his npc has suffered
     
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    Landry doesn' look like the 2016 version. Mire mental lapses door one. Upset about no contract? Given up on Cutler? Dunno, but he certainly doesn't look like a top 5 receiver. But we can' blame his play in the team and dump in others for 'giving up.'
     
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    1. Losing has happened to Landry.
    2. He hasn't gotten his contract extension.
    3. Lousy QB play.
    4. This post is really weird.
    5. Does he really want to be here?
     
  16. Csonked Out

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    That's about as far from the truth as you can get. His routes have always been short and limited as that's what he knows how to run. His lack of knowledge with the play book is the problem. The offensive line has been adequate in pass protection all year.
     
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    When he leaves he can take Pouncey, James, Thomas and Jones with him.
     
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  18. montequi

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    What happened to Jarvis? Adam Gase happened to Jarvis.
     
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    Uhh.... he's a slot receiver. Short is pretty much the job description.
     
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    Im so tired of the players don't know the playbook bs, it's Gase excuse 101. If they don't know the Playbook it's because they're not coach to know the Playbook and it's not demanded in practice which equates to play on the field during game day. No way I buy into that all our players are freewheelin, stupid, lazy and don't know how to run routes or know the Playbook. It just doesn't make any sense. Never heard this excuse in all my years of watching football ridiculous.

    Landry has north of 1200 yards on almost any other team with a real offense and real quarterback. Oh, and a coach that puts it all together for the team.
     
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    The Oline has been adequate in pass protection all year? The Oline sucks *** and has all year and the entire line needs replacing it’s a total ****show from what I’ve seen! It’s absolutely ridiculous how bad that group has performed year after year. No freaking excuses to be this bad none!
     
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    He is protecting himself to get paid.
     
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    Yea I'm not buying that either, hypothetically even if it was true that reflects poorly on him as a head coach.
     
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    nah man, it's been a scapegoat for the bad QB play and our team of players who don't know what to do. They aren't a top 10 online or anything but the QB has had sufficient time to operate the offense. Landry will be a free agent and leave because of his limited route running ability. He may figure it out one day if he decides to put in the work off the field but it surely won't be in Miami. They tried giving him deeper routes earlier in the season and it didn't work. He was making poor reads defensively and his routes were just off.
     
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    Landry got away with it the last few years because of Tannehill. Schoolyard football by a receiver only works if the QB and receiver know eachother and they did, but Cutler doesn't have the knowledge of what Landry is trying to do and it is showing. I like Landry and what he could potentially bring but I am not paying him 10 million a year waiting for him to figure out the intermediate and deep routes. Stills is developing into our best receiver right before our eyes, he got paid and put in the work. Landry is a guy that can be replaced on our team from a production standpoint at a much cheaper cost.

    People on this site need to chill, we lost our QB for the year and got a new one as a free agent in August, this is what happens when you lose your starter. Things got even worse when we hired the wrong Defensive coordinator. Get Ryan back next year and switch to the 3-4 on defense and Gase will be just fine with this team. He has had to change his offense on the fly midseason 2 years in a row because of personnel. His offense works and receivers are open all over the field, we just need our QB back to connect with them.
     
  26. Good_Dylan

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    What happened to Jarv? The same thing that happened to the other "players" on the roster

    He gots Paid in advance...
     
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    Braxton Berrios > Jarvis Landry. Might want to draft him.
     
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    This can be argued til tomorrow, but it's clear Landry and others aren't playing at 2016 levels. I place blame on Cutler an d Case's HS play-calling, but no one can deny Landry (heart and soul of the O) is not playing near last year's level. He's running wrong routes, not fighting for one-more-yard, and appears half-hearted. Understandable, but not from a leader. I doubt he returns. I think he feels disrespected
     
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    Landry is Top 5 in catches and has a career high in TDs. If you loved him then you should still now.

    Bizarre thread.
     
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    I used to love Ozzy Osbourne and I still do!!!

    Ozzy rules!!
     
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    Thank you for posting this bro. I'm so damn tired of typing this sort of thing over and over again.

    The lack of a "no thanks" button has caused my post count to skyrocket this year.

    Bring back the "no thanks" button omfg!
     
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    Sounds like you're saying the 2017 Landry is just as good as the 2016 version. If so, I disagree
     
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    I think most players have checked out due to losing, Ajayi, Cutler, poor prep, Gase whatever. It's normal. Winning cures all but we have to wait until next year at best unfortunately.
     
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    I can agree. But some argue "leaders" can overcome adversity with no emotional falloff
     
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    He's got pretend-energy this season, but that's somewhat understandable.

    I've noticed that some defenders are taking delight in roughing up Jarvis this season, sensing he's more vulnerable. I'm sure he has a reputation in opposing locker rooms as the one Dolphin they'd like to splatter
     
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    This scared me into sobriety.

    Jesus. Sometimes I wonder if the players read this forum and become frightened of us fans. This one seems to have been fueled by alcohol and meth.

    As the Dolphins go to ****, so do the minds of the fans, I guess.

    ****ing creepy.
     
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    The scary part is that this forum actually has a "depths" section. :nailbiting
     
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    It's sad to see a Bro-mance die (or is it Bruh-mance) ....
     
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    19 receptions and about 500 yards to go. He probably won’t get the yards but he’ll beat his reception total from last year and he’s already got more TDs.
     
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    "I still remember your soft warming touch and your breath around ears. The way you made the hair in the back of my neck stand up, oh how I miss that one summer night. What happened to us Landry?"
     
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