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LaRon Landry Shot by Paintball

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I heard on the radio that the paintball match was to be for "team morale". Nothing like missing practice b/c of ****ing paintball
 
:sidelol: I'm sorry, but when I read the head line on fox sports, I couldn't stop laughing.

"Landry hurt in team-building outing"
 
those suckers HURT... in a battle, a guy came around the corner and I shot him in the throat... it was MY son... he fell, holding his throat, he was really unhurt, but it scared the begeezits outa me.. I rushed to him and as soon as I was exposed, I got shot about 15 times in two seconds.. sported a bruise for every one.
 
I don't care who you are, being shot in the groin by a paintball is something that I have sympathy towards... Man, let's just hope that some of the vets didn't tell him to put Icy Hot down there as a gag. We did that to a kid and he was a little jumpy. :lol:
 
GridIronKing34 said:
I don't care who you are, being shot in the groin by a paintball is something that I have sympathy towards... Man, let's just hope that some of the vets didn't tell him to put Icy Hot down there as a gag. We did that to a kid and he was a little jumpy. :lol:
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I'll bet. :egads:
 
It's lucky for him that he wasn't playing with Pacman's entourage.
 
I shot a guy I worked with from behind right in the sac from like 25 yards away. It was a one in a million shot, and he went down in a hurry. His g/f at the time ran from cover to check on him, and I instinctly shot at the other team as she emerged. Unluckily for her she was taking her mask off as she came out of the bushes. I ended up pegging her right in the cheek. :shakeno:

I have not played since then. Good thing he had a sense of humor though, as we always joked about the incident when we were working.
 
Stitches said:
I shot a guy I worked with from behind right in the sac from like 25 yards away. It was a one in a million shot, and he went down in a hurry. His g/f at the time ran from cover to check on him, and I instinctly shot at the other team as she emerged. Unluckily for her she was taking her mask off as she came out of the bushes. I ended up pegging her right in the cheek. :shakeno:

I have not played since then. Good thing he had a sense of humor though, as we always joked about the incident when we were working.
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Pffft, always have to trump my stories you merciless tyrant! :lol:
 
Stitches said:
I shot a guy I worked with from behind right in the sac from like 25 yards away. It was a one in a million shot, and he went down in a hurry. His g/f at the time ran from cover to check on him, and I instinctly shot at the other team as she emerged. Unluckily for her she was taking her mask off as she came out of the bushes. I ended up pegging her right in the cheek. :shakeno:

I have not played since then. Good thing he had a sense of humor though, as we always joked about the incident when we were working.
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When we go to Jersey we will have to get you a paintball gun. You can have it with you in the back of the caddy and if anyone messes with us you got him and his girl. :D
 
shot in the groin by a paintball is not good those little *******s hurt like a mother,
 
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