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Risky business: Boston would bring baggage
Here's what the Dolphins would be getting in Boston, according to a fascinating profile by Tom Friend in ESPN The Magazine: a player with 18-inch biceps, a 34-inch waist and 5 percent body fat (he moisturizes his biceps before games, so they glisten just so). A player who wears contact lenses in purple, red, blue and honey. A player who says in all seriousness, when asked by teammates why he always smells so pretty, ''My hygiene is unbelievable.'' A player who carries around and gives out pictures of himself, shirt off, belt unbuckled.
Boston, ironically, is from Humble, Texas.