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LeBatard's Rant on the Jets

Best part was when he said that pretty little hispanic in the tight pants that got harrassed...was Mark Sanchez.
 
most of it is just to mess with Stugotz. I cant wait for Jets week down here when they lose to the Pats are coming in 0-2.
 
I think that should be playing in the background as you enter the ganggreen forums!
 
although, it was sweet last year when they came down and we hadn't won yet and sent them home after that classic monday night game.
 
LeBatard on the Jets AKA OTA Champions after MNF Week 1. :chuckle:

That pretty Mexican in the tight pants that got harassed.....that's your quarterback!
Antonio Cromartie.....more penalties than 3 year olds!
Your tight end was hit so hard by Ray Lewis, he didn't know how many yards there were in a first down!
In a new home, to open a season of great expectations with much emotion.......6 first downs! That's how many Baltimore had in just your penalties!
14 penalties for more than 125 yards....that's more than a football field! Endzone to Endzone! Do you know what one of those looks like today?
Your tight end didn't know where he was, but i do!.....last place!
Your defense harassed that poor Mexican girl more than it did Flacco!
Running game, fumbling!, benched!
Your star wide receiver ran into the kicker!
Braylon Edwards, 5 yard penalty. Braylon Edwards, 4 yards in catches. Thats a total of -1 yards. To open the new building.
Kris Jenkins, out for the year. That's more torn ACLs for Kris Jenkins than franchise championships.
You're allegedly going to the superbowl, but you don't know if you have a quarterback. You have no idea if you have a quarterback. 60 passing yards?
Anquan Boldin relieves himself on "Revis Island"
Fireman Ed!....Rex Ryan...Fireman Fed! Antonio Cromartie....Fireman Unwed!...Kris Jenkins.....Fireman Hospital Bed!....Jets season after one game.....Fireman Dead!..... Your sodomized fan base......Fireman Inbred!
 
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"Your defense harassed that poor Mexican girl more than it did Flacco!!!!" :lol::sidelol:
 
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