Those poor suffering Dolphin fans....
How on earth is Nick Saban going to tailor an offense that suits Culpepper - a Qb who runs as if he idolized Bo Jackson more than Joe Montana as a child, posesses one of the incredibly strongest arms the league has ever seen, can launch a football 70 yards without so much as a gasp and parties like a rockstar with his teamates - and have his primary backup be Joey Harrington - a quarterback who looks like he's doing a javelin throw with his eyes closed just to get the ball 35 yards downfield, runs like a man who's badly constipated and trying to hold the contents of a bottle of saline enema in his colon, thinks the definition of badass is Elton John and has the leadership qualities of a French waiter at a tractor pull in Texas.
The Dolphins may be about to learn a very hard lesson on team chemistry and how easily it can be destroyed by one man. You'd think they would have learned their lesson on the effescts of introducing an "odd personality" to a testosterone filled lockerroom with the Ricky Williams experiment. It appears they only decided to trade an effeminate hippy-weed fanatic with an effeminate boy scout born with a silver spoon in his mouth.
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The Buffalo Bills will be jumping for joy if this deal is consumated. cheers.gif
