genie.................
we need a michael strahan pass rusher on the d-line. randy moss would be hard to pass up.
a girl jogs the beach every morning. every day she notices this man jogging who has the most chisled, manly, perfectly porportioned body she has ever seen. but on top of his hulking, massive shoulders is this tiny little peanut head! so one day, she decides to enquiere about this obvious deformity.
she askes, i have noticed you for somes time and i must say, you body is nothing more than breath taking, but i have know, how did you end up with tiny head, is it from birth?
the man says, no, i jog the beach here everyday, and one morning i stepped on this brass bottle in the sand. i rubbed it and out pops this beautifull female genie!! she told me, my wish was her comand.
so i said, well, i would like to have sex with you! and she said, i am a genie and can not perform that wish.
so then i asked, well, how about a little head? :D :o
