Mark Walton done screwed up

[Dolphin North]

Here he is leaving jail. Odd cat. Probably for the best.

NFL's Mark Walton Bizarrely Skips & Sprints Out Of Jail After Battery Arrest

Bizarre scene at a Florida jailhouse Wednesday night.

www.tmz.com

 

[Dolphin North]

Makes me yearn for the simpler days when a young gentleman like Najeh Davenport would just hide in a young lady's closet and poop in her laundry basket.

Also, they asked the equipment manager to give him jersey number 2 after that incident.

 

[Teenwolf]

Running back has to be part of the draft plan now. Would like Swift or Jonathan Taylor late 1st early 2nd

Good running backs grow on trees these days. Never pick a 1st round RB unless it's a glaring weakness.

 

[SCOTTY]

Physics isn’t my area of expertise, does anyone know if it’s physically possible to knock the bleach out of someone? Are they still blondes?

Also, how difficult is to rip off someone’s moustache?

I do know it only takes 7 pounds of pressure to rip off a human ear. Just don't ask me how I know.

 

[circumstances]

What, you mean you can't do that anymore? Man, there goes my weekend.

You can still do it, apparently nowadays violence is what the cool kids are into.

 

[circumstances]

Also, they asked the equipment manager to give him jersey number 2 after that incident.

And decorated his locker with toilet seats!