Merge:What Would Be A Great Nickname For Ginn??

[Pelorus Jack]

I was thinking the Ginnzomatic,
The Ginnzoid,
Ginns Your Mama (to be used on our competitors)
In the beGinninning, for the religiously inclined


What do you think?

-By the way for those that don't already know these facts,

Ginn taught 'The Flash" how to run for those who wanted to know how fast he is!

-He personally broke Einstein's law of relativity by going faster than the speed of light and physicists are really pissed.

News Flash- A Miami Dolphin football player, Mr. Ted Ginn, was reported to have actually run down a flying saucer and single handedly captured a group of aliens. The aliens are now in US Govt. captivity.

Update- The captured aliens ( calling themselves the Grays) have admitted to working with Al-Queda and as such are now being transported to Guantanamo Air Base in Cuba where they will be housed along with all the other Arab terrorists. Torture will be mildly used utilizing water (daily baths) and continual loud playing of Black Sabbath's 'Iron Man'

The baths are to clean them up but the music is expected to weaken their resolve very quickly!!

 

[phinphan11]

Ginnshizzle

 

[YetanotherFan]

GFTW!!! Ginn For The Win!

 

[like2god]

I fully expect to hear Chris Berman calling him something along the lines of "Speedy Ginnzalez".

 

[Pelorus Jack]

GFTW!!! Ginn For The Win!

How about-

'When Ginn the Animal gets you, everybody going to jump for joy'

Could be a game song to be sung just like 'Quinn the Eskimo'.

 

[VT Dolphan]

How about just calling him Ted Ginn?

No offense, but most of those alternatives are terrible, and I can't think of anything better.

 

[Slim]

I think Speedy Ginnzalez is CLASSIC

 

[bkbuffet]

They will officially rename the Endzone as the Ginnzone.

 

[t-dubya]

I know this is weak but Touchdown Teddy

 

[Always Next Year]

I think I'm bringing back "Teddy Ballgame", with all due respect to Mr Williams.

 

[cnc66]

I was thinking "Ted" worked real good.

 

[PHINBRED]

I fully expect to hear Chris Berman calling him something along the lines of "Speedy Ginnzalez".

good one:cooldude:

 

[OneHondo]

How about The Ginnerator, but it will be interesting to see what Berman comes up with

 

[NCFINZFAN]

Why don't we let him actually do something on the field before giving him a nickname? Might be nice if he prooves himself and actually puts on a uniform, heck even sign and get into camp on time.

 

[t-dubya]

Teddy "get to camp on time" Ginn