RenoFinFan
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First of all, I am grateful Miami got their first W under their belt…I hope there are plenty more to come.
I was so excited when the year began I thought we were going to KICK BOOTY right from the get go with Daunte leading the way. Then the 4th quarter loss to Pittsburgh, followed by the loss to Buffalo led to me becoming a Daunte basher. It seems there are two types of fans on finheaven now. (1) Fans that bash Daunte (me) and (2) fans that bash fans that bash Daunte (Daunte lovers).
Over the past week expressing my opinion has led to Daunte lovers to tell me I am not a “true†Dolphin fan because I don’t give “ataboys†to #8. I even had one poster threaten to right on my forehead with a sharpie. I have had sharpie nightmares ever since. And I had to get rid of all the sharpies in my house because I go into pen panic attack every time I went into a room with a sharpie in it. I would uncontrollably go into the fetal position and cover up my forehead. Please “sethdaddy8†don’t write on my forehead. I am sorry.
All the harassment, I mean arguments have shown me the error of my ways. So I have decided to go to the dark side, I mean enlightened side and support Daunte and become the self-appointed President of the Daunte Excuse Club. I was hoping you could help me compose a list so I will be well prepared for anyone that says Daunte is not playing well. So far I have read it is not Daunte’s fault because:
It is the O-line’s fault.
It is Mularkey’s fault.
He has to worry about the fans rioting right now so can’t concentrate.
Not enough fans showed up to support him.
It is the secondary fault for putting him in a position to have to try and carry team.
Buffalo is much improved over last year.
It was ring night in Pittsburgh and that kicked in with 5 minutes to play in the game.
He is rushed back from injury.
His 91.9 QB rating against Buffalo proves he is a great QB.
Miami never would have beaten Tennessee if he didn’t rush for TD.
He played poorly last year because of the O-line.
When he played poorly in Minnesota it was because Tice didn’t coach him like Brad Johnson.
He had to play against tough defenses.
His hands are too small.
He lost Moss.
Please if you can think of any other excuses, I mean reasons it isn’t Daunte’s fault please add to it. All I know is it isn’t Daunte’s fault, it isn’t Daunte’s fault, it isn’t Daunte’s fault...
I was so excited when the year began I thought we were going to KICK BOOTY right from the get go with Daunte leading the way. Then the 4th quarter loss to Pittsburgh, followed by the loss to Buffalo led to me becoming a Daunte basher. It seems there are two types of fans on finheaven now. (1) Fans that bash Daunte (me) and (2) fans that bash fans that bash Daunte (Daunte lovers).
Over the past week expressing my opinion has led to Daunte lovers to tell me I am not a “true†Dolphin fan because I don’t give “ataboys†to #8. I even had one poster threaten to right on my forehead with a sharpie. I have had sharpie nightmares ever since. And I had to get rid of all the sharpies in my house because I go into pen panic attack every time I went into a room with a sharpie in it. I would uncontrollably go into the fetal position and cover up my forehead. Please “sethdaddy8†don’t write on my forehead. I am sorry.
All the harassment, I mean arguments have shown me the error of my ways. So I have decided to go to the dark side, I mean enlightened side and support Daunte and become the self-appointed President of the Daunte Excuse Club. I was hoping you could help me compose a list so I will be well prepared for anyone that says Daunte is not playing well. So far I have read it is not Daunte’s fault because:
It is the O-line’s fault.
It is Mularkey’s fault.
He has to worry about the fans rioting right now so can’t concentrate.
Not enough fans showed up to support him.
It is the secondary fault for putting him in a position to have to try and carry team.
Buffalo is much improved over last year.
It was ring night in Pittsburgh and that kicked in with 5 minutes to play in the game.
He is rushed back from injury.
His 91.9 QB rating against Buffalo proves he is a great QB.
Miami never would have beaten Tennessee if he didn’t rush for TD.
He played poorly last year because of the O-line.
When he played poorly in Minnesota it was because Tice didn’t coach him like Brad Johnson.
He had to play against tough defenses.
His hands are too small.
He lost Moss.
Please if you can think of any other excuses, I mean reasons it isn’t Daunte’s fault please add to it. All I know is it isn’t Daunte’s fault, it isn’t Daunte’s fault, it isn’t Daunte’s fault...
