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http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5775802

This article hates on every football team. Some of its pretty clever.......some of it not so clever. I was disappointed in what he said about the dolphins though...........wansnt really too clever but eh guess that proves we've got very little to hate.

Oh the Jets line is pretty funny.
Enjoy my fellow fin fanatics.
 
unluckyluciano said:
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5775802

This article hates on every football team. Some of its pretty clever.......some of it not so clever. I was disappointed in what he said about the dolphins though...........wansnt really too clever but eh guess that proves we've got very little to hate.

Oh the Jets line is pretty funny.
Enjoy my fellow fin fanatics.

This reporter is an idiot!!! I can't believe the editor allowed him to publish that crap. All he did was try to be Dennis Miller on open mike night at the improv. Terrible! He wasn't even funny. Not that Dennis Miller is funny anyway. So I guess I can compare the two. I could write a better article about football. I don't think he knows anything about football. What a moron!!!!!
 
i thought what they said about the dolphins was funny. i also like:

Buffalo Bills

Nobody scares you on offense, unless you're a Bills fan.
 
Why your team won't win the Super Bowl

This is somewhat homerous, it's the reason why all 32 teams won't make the super bowl. Our isn't that bad, but Buffalo..:sidelol:

I'm not saying the bills is that bad, but it's nice that it's someone else who's getting the butt of the jokes..

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5775802

Buffalo Bills

Nobody scares you on offense, unless you're a Bills fan
 
"The defense isn't bad, but the Jets would have trouble scoring in a women's prison."

....Damn :lol:
 
click on runnin ronnie its a interview with ronnie brown. under video
 
Sorry off topic but..

Jacksonville Jaguars
They open the season with Dallas, Pittsburgh, Indy and Washington.

SO?!?! They very well could be 3-1 after that stretch. And even if they go 1-3 they could still make the playoff and go to the SB. That one is just dumb.
 
DDTDON said:
This reporter is an idiot!!! I can't believe the editor allowed him to publish that crap. All he did was try to be Dennis Miller on open mike night at the improv. Terrible! He wasn't even funny. Not that Dennis Miller is funny anyway. So I guess I can compare the two. I could write a better article about football. I don't think he knows anything about football. What a moron!!!!!

I could not agree more. That is exactly what I was thinking. This guy has no clue. I couldn't decide if I was supposed to laugh at his lack of humor, or cry that I could never get back my wasted 5 minutes. This was just a pitiful waste.
On the bright side, it should give all you young writers hope. This guy got a job and there is no way on earth you can be worse than he is.
 
Cobra said:
Sorry off topic but..



SO?!?! They very well could be 3-1 after that stretch. And even if they go 1-3 they could still make the playoff and go to the SB. That one is just dumb.

IMO the Jags were the most overrated team to make the playoffs last year.
 
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