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srdnaty

srdnaty

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I am sitting here watching the Browns and said "why didn't the dolphins do that" on short yardage and my wife says to me "the dolphins are trying to lose".

I told her that doesn't make sense because they don't even have their 1st round pick.

Then she told me this is a "major league" situation. The owner is purposely causing this dysfunction to undermine the team.

Honestly as absurd as it sounds its believable given this cluster we've got going on. Given this level of incompetence isn't it likely it's done on purpose? Why keep Grier around? I'm half expecting him to get an extension.

Im going into the kitchen now to grab some tin foil and make myself a hat. Might even throw a dolphins logo on it.

Maybe by the time I get back I can get some help figuring out why Ross is pulling a "major league". He doesnt want out of Miami. Spent too much money on the stadium. So whats the motive? Is it the Jets fan in him?
 
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I am sitting here watching the Browns and said "why didn't the dolphins do that" on short yardage and my wife says to me "the dolphins are trying to loose".

I told her that doesn't make sense because they don't even have their 1st round pick.

Then she told me this is a "major league" situation. The owner is purposely causing this dysfunction to undermine the team.

Honestly as absurd as it sounds its believable given this cluster we've got going on. I am given this level of incompetence isn't it likely it's done on purpose? Why keep Grier around? I'm half expecting him to get an extension.

Im going into the kitchen now to grab some tin foil and make myself a hat. Might even throw a dolphins logo on it.

Maybe by the time I get back I can get some help figuring out why Ross is pulling a "major league". He doesnt want out of Miami. Spent too much money on the stadium. So whats the motive? Is it the Jets fan in him?
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Your wife thinks the Dolphins are trying to be sexually promiscuous?
 
AMakados10 said:
My wife got mad at me for grabbing a beer at 9:30 AM when the London game started and said I should grab a box of tissues instead.

Maybe our wives are friends~
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AMakados10 said:
My wife got mad at me for grabbing a beer at 9:30 AM when the London game started and said I should grab a box of tissues instead.

Maybe our wives are friends~
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Smart woman
 
Tua is 1-1 this year. I question that everyone keeps talking about how we are 1-5 and need to replace Tua. I blame Jesse Davis for the way this season is going. And our horrible coaching of the OL. We cannot develop talent. At all.

I feel like if we look around the team all you see is guys being used in ways that force them to play to their weaknesses as opposed to their strengths. Is that intentional? I think thatā€™s the bigger question.
 
DOLFAN_51 said:
Tua is 1-1 this year. I question that everyone keeps talking about how we are 1-5 and need to replace Tua. I blame Jesse Davis for the way this season is going. And our horrible coaching of the OL. We cannot develop talent. At all.

I feel like if we look around the team all you see is guys being used in ways that force them to play to their weaknesses as opposed to their strengths. Is that intentional? I think thatā€™s the bigger question.
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Didn't you know that brining in Watson fixes everything wrong with this team and organization? Watson can do things Tua can't like make our OL actually block, keep our WRs healthy and playing, our running game to become more than non-existent, the play calls and coaching to improve, the defense to step up and actually make a 3rd down stop, our front office to make better decisions with FA, draft, and contract extensions. Watson fixes all of that and we need that because Tua clearly can't fix everything wrong with the Dolphins.
 
Can we sue Ross for becoming Alcoholics? It just might work!
 
Demp444 said:
Didn't you know that brining in Watson fixes everything wrong with this team and organization? Watson can do things Tua can't like make our OL actually block, keep our WRs healthy and playing, our running game to become more than non-existent, the play calls and coaching to improve, the defense to step up and actually make a 3rd down stop, our front office to make better decisions with FA, draft, and contract extensions. Watson fixes all of that and we need that because Tua clearly can't fix everything wrong with the Dolphins.
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The crazy thing is that I donā€™t see anything from Watson that makes me think heā€™s going to be a perennial Super Bowl QB. If he won 4 games in Houston why would he win 12 in Miami? Because yards. Dead last in time of possession with all of those numbers he posted. 4 first quarter TDs. Same as Tua. Losing 31-7 going into the fourth quarter and throwing 2tds for a bunch of yards. So what? Who gives a sh/$ if you can do that? Jacoby can do that. We need a guy who doesnā€™t get sacked 10% of the time and plays smart.
 
Optimistic theory - but no - we suck completely - last year this defense looked magical at timesā€¦but no we just simply suck!
 
DOLFAN_51 said:
The crazy thing is that I donā€™t see anything from Watson that makes me think heā€™s going to be a perennial Super Bowl QB. If he won 4 games in Houston why would he win 12 in Miami? Because yards. Dead last in time of possession with all of those numbers he posted. 4 first quarter TDs. Same as Tua. Losing 31-7 going into the fourth quarter and throwing 2tds for a bunch of yards. So what? Who gives a sh/$ if you can do that? Jacoby can do that. We need a guy who doesnā€™t get sacked 10% of the time and plays smart.
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You are exactly right! Itā€™s like the bad team argument is valid for everyone except Tua. Watson can win 4 games in a year and itā€™s a bad team that caused it. Basically the same situation going on with Miami and itā€™s all Tua. I really donā€™t understand it.
 
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