My Dolphins song

[Roman529]

In honor of the NFL releasing the schedule and the upcoming NFL draft, I was moved to write these words. Everyone sing along or hum -- for those of you who can't sing good.

OK go easy on me. :couch:

To the tune of the Oscar Meyer bologna song:

My Dolphin's pick has a first name, it's R-O-N-N-I-E,
My Dolphins pick has a 2nd name , it's B-R-O-W-N,
I'd love to watch my Dolphins every day,
And if you ask me why I'd say,
Cuz with Ronnie Brown you won't say Nay,
and Nick winning us a Superbowl, that won't be Gay.

How's that?

:whew: :clap: :rawk: :feedback:

 

[Shamboubou]

I'm speechless.

 

[FireWrongstedt]

Bad. VERY bad.

 

[Agent51]

Almost as bad as the Red Sox ring ceremony song. Change the lyrics to spell CEDRIC BENSON and you might go platinum though, haha

 

[cnc66]

keep your day job :wink:

 

[_dan24]

Did you actually sit down and sing this?

 

[Justasportsfan]

You have guts.

 

[byroan]

:grouplaug

 

[SCall13]

You have scarred me for life. Thank you.

 

[MarinoEqualsGod]

Bad. VERY bad.

I second that motion

 

[painnotpleasure]

:grouplaug

Ouch. Come on we should be nice, this guy is a donator to Finheaven.

 

[Roman529]

Ouch. Come on we should be nice, this guy is a donator to Finheaven.

Thank you....thank you very much.

 

[touborg]

Rofl, you're awesome.

 

[jribs]

:barf:

 

[InMyChambers]

man, i feel like putting a staple gun to my eyes now. also, the last word in your song doesn't make sense. nick winning us a superbowl won't be gay? we won't be happy?.... or did you mean gay as in **** sexual? btw, i'm guessing from your song you are a **** sexual? of course, there isn't anything wrong with that....



EDIT:
are you kidding me? we can type the word gay but can't type *omo?!?!??!

sheesh, *omo sapien isn't ok to say?