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My Jason Allen Song...

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*Sung to the tune of the Official Miami Dolphins Fight Song.*


Ahem....



We must sign Jason Allen, our first round draft pick choice.
He better come play right away to give our D some noise.
The Safety out of Tennessee, he was the 16th pick.
H. Wayne says "Sign that contract," so he won't cut off your d...!

We gotta...

Sign Jason Allen!
Sign Jason Allen!
Sign Jason Allen number one!

We gotta...

Sign Jason Allen!
Sign Jason Allen!
Sign Jason Allen number one!


We must sign Jason Allen, no one likes a hold-out.
Don't sit with Reggie on the couch and do nothing but pout!
The coaches and fans are hoping that you sign real fast.
H. Wayne says, "Sign that contract," so he won't b....-slap that a..!

We gotta...

Sign Jason Allen!
Sign Jason Allen!
Sign Jason Allen number one!

We gotta...

Sign Jason Allen!
Sign Jason Allen!
Sign Jason Allen number one!!!!


:dolphins: :dolphins: :dolphins: :D
 
:lol: I can't believe you actually took the time to do that. If I would of thought of it I would have just laughed at myself but never actually taken the time to get it together.:sidelol:Good Job DD
 
He'll get inked soon enough.....

Even if he misses a few days of training camp, there's really no need to worry about it. He'll be ready, and well prepared by opening day. Saban / Capers will make sure of that....

PHINZ RULE!!!!
 
He'll be signed really soon. Wayne will get involved and the deal will get done.
 
get your ****ing busted *** hip and knee into camp and learn you position you ****ing spolied rookies.
 
Good song man, man screw jason allen, im tired of these pricks coming in here demanding money and threatening to hold out, man if the dolphins didnt pick j allen he probably wouldnt have even went in the first round or the 2nd because teams were cautious of his situation, he wouldnt even have the opportunity to have as much money as he is going to get, SCREW HIM!!!!!!!!!
 
claytonAndDuper said:
get your ****ing busted *** hip and knee into camp and learn you position you ****ing spolied rookies.

had to quote myself to say sung to the tunem off, hey injury risk rookie get your stupid soon to be filthy rich rookie *** to training camp on time *****.
 
claytonAndDuper said:
get your ****ing busted *** hip and knee into camp and learn you position you ****ing spolied rookies.

His knee was never a true threat to his health and the hip has healed enough to allow him run a 4.39 40 and Mach 1 10 yds split, cut him some slack, besides a player with ANY injury concerns will try and get the best deal posible in case he is in fact busted...

Also there is no need to be harsh on our own players, you sound like a Vikings fan...
 
id like ot think i sound like someone who works hard for his money, barely enough to get by when kids like this get the world handed to them and cant iron out a deal to get to camp on time.
 
claytonAndDuper said:
id like ot think i sound like someone who works hard for his money, barely enough to get by when kids like this get the world handed to them and cant iron out a deal to get to camp on time.

this statement couldn't be further from the truth man. Do you know how hard these athletes work all their lives to get to this point?
 
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