Announcer..."Making the right draft picks is a must.....but, when the men in charge go wrong, Its time to..........(Audiance syncronizes) NAME..THAT...BUST!!!!
Please welcome the star of our show, WVDolphan!" (Loud applause)
Me....."Welcome everyone to FinHeaven's hottest new game show, Name that Bust!"
"Where your drafting nightmare's can turn into great, great prizes."
"First let's remind everyone of how we play our game"
"I will give a random set of clue's to which the contestants will try and Name that Bust. Clues will be in any order {Round selected, Position played(or attempted to play), College attended, Head Coach during time of selection, exact number of selection, and exact year selected} If no one can Name That Bust after all 6 possible clues are given, we simply move on to the next Bust."
"Points will be given based on number of clues given before the contestant gives the correct answer. At the conclusion of our round, scores will be totaled and the winner will advance into the Mega Bust round where they will have the chance to compete for some fabulous prizes."
"Now that we are ready to play, Gene, why dont you tell them about today's prize."
Announcer..."Thank you WVDolphan. Fabulous is correct. If today's winner is able to correctly Name that Bust in the Mega Bust round they will be on their way to..........DENNY'S(Loud cheer) There our daily champion and any amount of guest they choose to bring, will be dining in the complete comfort of air conditioning and choosing amoungst some of the finest grand slam breakfasts'."
"But, thats not all. Tonight's champion will be accompainied by......RETIRED DOLPHAN STAN."(Huge roar from audiance) That's right, you and all of your guest, if you bring any, will meet Retired Dolphan Stan via local cab,(stop enthusiastic announcer voice) which you will need to pay for,(resume enthusiastic announcer voice) and enjoy a world class meal at Denny's. All while somehow managing, despite the fact that it's Denny's, being the two biggest douchebags in the building."
"Total prize package value......Well(announcer still speaking but, ending that announcer type voice. Switch to more of a subtle, monotone)...Nothing. You have to pay for it all yourself. Probably Retired Dolphan Stan's meal too. But, you will have to ask him to come. We havent set this up with him. But, hey....should you try and contact him, you may get to speak with his publicist(return to announcer voice)...Retired Dolphan Denise. Back to you WVDolphan."(Audiance applause)
Me......"Thank you Gene. Wow, what an incredible prize package we are playing for today. Well, we know how to play, and we know what's at stake. So let's......Name That BUST!!!"
Our first contestants tonight are......(I need some players here. Anyone?)
Please welcome the star of our show, WVDolphan!" (Loud applause)
Me....."Welcome everyone to FinHeaven's hottest new game show, Name that Bust!"
"Where your drafting nightmare's can turn into great, great prizes."
"First let's remind everyone of how we play our game"
"I will give a random set of clue's to which the contestants will try and Name that Bust. Clues will be in any order {Round selected, Position played(or attempted to play), College attended, Head Coach during time of selection, exact number of selection, and exact year selected} If no one can Name That Bust after all 6 possible clues are given, we simply move on to the next Bust."
"Points will be given based on number of clues given before the contestant gives the correct answer. At the conclusion of our round, scores will be totaled and the winner will advance into the Mega Bust round where they will have the chance to compete for some fabulous prizes."
"Now that we are ready to play, Gene, why dont you tell them about today's prize."
Announcer..."Thank you WVDolphan. Fabulous is correct. If today's winner is able to correctly Name that Bust in the Mega Bust round they will be on their way to..........DENNY'S(Loud cheer) There our daily champion and any amount of guest they choose to bring, will be dining in the complete comfort of air conditioning and choosing amoungst some of the finest grand slam breakfasts'."
"But, thats not all. Tonight's champion will be accompainied by......RETIRED DOLPHAN STAN."(Huge roar from audiance) That's right, you and all of your guest, if you bring any, will meet Retired Dolphan Stan via local cab,(stop enthusiastic announcer voice) which you will need to pay for,(resume enthusiastic announcer voice) and enjoy a world class meal at Denny's. All while somehow managing, despite the fact that it's Denny's, being the two biggest douchebags in the building."
"Total prize package value......Well(announcer still speaking but, ending that announcer type voice. Switch to more of a subtle, monotone)...Nothing. You have to pay for it all yourself. Probably Retired Dolphan Stan's meal too. But, you will have to ask him to come. We havent set this up with him. But, hey....should you try and contact him, you may get to speak with his publicist(return to announcer voice)...Retired Dolphan Denise. Back to you WVDolphan."(Audiance applause)
Me......"Thank you Gene. Wow, what an incredible prize package we are playing for today. Well, we know how to play, and we know what's at stake. So let's......Name That BUST!!!"
Our first contestants tonight are......(I need some players here. Anyone?)
