Dumb Wannstedt
☠️ Banned ☠️
Dave Wannstedt had put together the perfect team for the Miami Dolphins.
The only thing that was missing good quarterback.
He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Iraq.
In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Iraqi Muslim soldier
with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a
15th story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" Wannstedt said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So,the Dolphins bring him to the United States and teach him the great game of
football. And the Dolphins go on to win the Super Bowl .
The young Iraqi is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the
coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother. "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says.
"You deserted us. You are not my son!"
"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads.
"I've won the greatest sporting event in the world.
I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
" No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble.
Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week,
and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"
The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive
you for making us move to Miami."
The only thing that was missing good quarterback.
He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Iraq.
In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Iraqi Muslim soldier
with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a
15th story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" Wannstedt said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So,the Dolphins bring him to the United States and teach him the great game of
football. And the Dolphins go on to win the Super Bowl .
The young Iraqi is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the
coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother. "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says.
"You deserted us. You are not my son!"
"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads.
"I've won the greatest sporting event in the world.
I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
" No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble.
Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week,
and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"
The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive
you for making us move to Miami."
