MP-Omnis
Just don't blow it!
- Joined
- Apr 11, 2009
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"I'm here for the interview."
"Welcome! Please, have a seat and let's get down to business."
"So... what will you bring to the Miami Dolphins?"
"Well, I have coaching experience, was the best asset in the Patriot's war room for all those years-- trust me, all Belichick does is grumble and nod-- and, I saw what you did with Serena Williams."
"Sorry, what was that last part?"
"I SAW WHAT YOU DID WITH SERENA WILLIAMS."
"..."
"Oh, that? ..."
"NO. THIS..."
"..."
"... What do you want?"
"Complete control."
"I can't give you that."
"COMPLETE CONTROL."
"..."
"Sooo... We're going to forget about that ordeal in the past, and you're going to run this organization top to bottom."
"Glad to hear it! I'll get started with the scouts tomorrow."
"Whew! Thank god. I'll go tell everyone that we have a new GM."
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"Joe, I have some news for you..."
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"Don, I got a new GM, but I still feel like I'm stuck in a bad situation. What should I do?"
"Forget that boocheat, lemme get Serena's number."
"--What?"