erralyn
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So, many of us would agree that the Miami Dolphins have an extremely convoluted where the roles aren't exactly clear, at least to the fans. Among the many moving parts, we have:
Stephen Ross
Role: Owner, Depressing me with apparent committment to [STRIKE]mediocrity[/STRIKE] continuity
Mike Tannebaum
Role: Overseas the GM, unless the Fritz-Pollard alliance doesn't want him to
Joe Philbin
Role: Head coach, with some amorphous impact on personnel decisions.
Dennis Hickey
Role: Partially neutered General Manager
Dawn Aponte
Role: Capologist, holds the bris knife
Leadership Council: Mike Pouncey, Richie Incognito
Role: In charge of bullying, mostly defunct
Anti-Leadership Council Task Force: Tony Dungy, Don Shula, Dan Marino, Jason Taylor, Curtis Martin
Role: In charge of bullying bullies
Dan Marino
Role: Mentor of Tannehill, also maybe still part of the Anti-Leadership Council Task Force?
So, my question is whether any other team in the NFL has something similar. Would anyone like to nominate a team with a more convoluted power structure?
Stephen Ross
Role: Owner, Depressing me with apparent committment to [STRIKE]mediocrity[/STRIKE] continuity
Mike Tannebaum
Role: Overseas the GM, unless the Fritz-Pollard alliance doesn't want him to
Joe Philbin
Role: Head coach, with some amorphous impact on personnel decisions.
Dennis Hickey
Role: Partially neutered General Manager
Dawn Aponte
Role: Capologist, holds the bris knife
Leadership Council: Mike Pouncey, Richie Incognito
Role: In charge of bullying, mostly defunct
Anti-Leadership Council Task Force: Tony Dungy, Don Shula, Dan Marino, Jason Taylor, Curtis Martin
Role: In charge of bullying bullies
Dan Marino
Role: Mentor of Tannehill, also maybe still part of the Anti-Leadership Council Task Force?
So, my question is whether any other team in the NFL has something similar. Would anyone like to nominate a team with a more convoluted power structure?
