Nominate Your Mom to Coach the Dolphins!

[72TributeBike]

Is your mama scary emotional? Does she get in your face and scream at you with lung force 10?

Does your Mom like to fight? Has she served time in prison?

If so, then congratulations! Your Mom has more balls than all of Miami's coaching staff!

Please nominate her to replace the coach of your choice in this thread.
Tell us about her. Throw in a pic or animated gif too...if you like!

 

[JCane]

My Mom is dead.

At this point, dead might be an improvement for this team.

 

[72TributeBike]

I want to nominate my Mom. Her name is Wilomena Connors.

She's a bad ass jammer, having played Roller Derby for 10 years, before moving on to prison after her conviction of scaring children with her face.
She doesn't take any *****....and will kick you in the ballz just for the fun of it.

 

[royalshank]

I'd like to see Queen Elizabeth kick philbin out of her country at halftime for embarrassing her nation.

 

[72TributeBike]

I am one of the lucky ones in America today that has two Moms...and I think both would do a fine job coaching the Dolphins.
This is my father Mom. Her name is Earl.

She played high school football in Mississippi until it was discovered that she was a she. Being kicked off the team did not stop her athletic career. She eventually wound up teaching human biology at Caitlyn's LBGT charter school, and was then selected to coach their NCAA Division 1A football team. Unfortunately, this team is not allowed to play this year, but the NCAA is adjusting the rule about allowed gender.

Don't let this great coach get by your Mr. Ross. She'd tear Miami a new one!