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What's gone on in Dolphinworld or on Finheaven? I've been moving, and it's been a harrowing week. In fact I still don't have a few things like my dresser. Nothing went right, my condo was not ready, my movers never showed up, and I spent a night in a crack ho motel and two more nights at a different budget motel. Feeling like a gypsy.
 
Haven't missed much. One of the slowest parts of the offseason plus a holiday week. On the plus side, Tim Howard has been revealed to be a saint.
 
I guess you missed the news that Joe Philbin got a 20 year extension? Oh and Jared Odrick and Bill Lazor came out and are getting gay married. And Mike Pouncey will be out for what looks to be a lot of the season.
 
What's gone on in Dolphinworld or on Finheaven? I've been moving, and it's been a harrowing week. In fact I still don't have a few things like my dresser. Nothing went right, my condo was not ready, my movers never showed up, and I spent a night in a crack ho motel and two more nights at a different budget motel. Feeling like a gypsy.

As far as interesting news, I believe you can give us more on your crack hotel and moving experience. :O
 
Moving is a bitch but the good news is you'll probably be settled in just in time for training camp to start :)
 
As far as interesting news, I believe you can give us more on your crack hotel and moving experience. :O

Wow, just heard about Jordan, ridiculous.

In regards to my crack ho' motel, it looked ok from the outside and they were charging 75 a night, so I figured how bad could it be. When I checked in, it was a nightmare.

Everything should have gone according to plan, but my place was not ready, so last minute I had to put things in storage, move into a hotel and pray that the movers at least showed up, which they didn't. So I had to rent a truck and move the stuff myself. My shoe broke, I banged my toe, and broke a picture frame. But at least I got out on deadline. I stayed overnight at the bates motel and left first thing in the morning, and abandoned everything that touched the floor or bed (towels, sheets, pillowcase, etc.). That place was bad. I chased the roaches into the adjoining room, and prayed I made it through the night because the door had no deadbolt. The next hotel was nice, but there was no time to enjoy the pool or anything. Anyway, I'm in my place, finally. :)
 
Wow, just heard about Jordan, ridiculous.

In regards to my crack ho' motel, it looked ok from the outside and they were charging 75 a night, so I figured how bad could it be. When I checked in, it was a nightmare.

Everything should have gone according to plan, but my place was not ready, so last minute I had to put things in storage, move into a hotel and pray that the movers at least showed up, which they didn't. So I had to rent a truck and move the stuff myself. My shoe broke, I banged my toe, and broke a picture frame. But at least I got out on deadline. I stayed overnight at the bates motel and left first thing in the morning, and abandoned everything that touched the floor or bed (towels, sheets, pillowcase, etc.). That place was bad. I chased the roaches into the adjoining room, and prayed I made it through the night because the door had no deadbolt. The next hotel was nice, but there was no time to enjoy the pool or anything. Anyway, I'm in my place, finally. :)


Wait till you start pulling bed bugs out of certain areas inside/outside your body
 
Wow, just heard about Jordan, ridiculous.

In regards to my crack ho' motel, it looked ok from the outside and they were charging 75 a night, so I figured how bad could it be. When I checked in, it was a nightmare.

Everything should have gone according to plan, but my place was not ready, so last minute I had to put things in storage, move into a hotel and pray that the movers at least showed up, which they didn't. So I had to rent a truck and move the stuff myself. My shoe broke, I banged my toe, and broke a picture frame. But at least I got out on deadline. I stayed overnight at the bates motel and left first thing in the morning, and abandoned everything that touched the floor or bed (towels, sheets, pillowcase, etc.). That place was bad. I chased the roaches into the adjoining room, and prayed I made it through the night because the door had no deadbolt. The next hotel was nice, but there was no time to enjoy the pool or anything. Anyway, I'm in my place, finally. :)

Sounds like a "very moving experience." lol I had a similar one when our building was being tented. A guy I knew owned 3 hotels and gave me a night for free. Nice place on the bay, swimming pool, nice room, and they were OK with our cats. Allis well until I go for ice that night, and find it's a Hooker Haven, got propositioned twice on my trip. lol
 
Moving is the absolute worst. I'm glad I've owned by TH for 3 years now so I don't have to move for years.
 
What's gone on in Dolphinworld or on Finheaven? I've been moving, and it's been a harrowing week. In fact I still don't have a few things like my dresser. Nothing went right, my condo was not ready, my movers never showed up, and I spent a night in a crack ho motel and two more nights at a different budget motel. Feeling like a gypsy.

Aha! Your moving experience seems eerily familiar. Nothing is going right for the dolphins, either. You don't have a dresser, we don't have a center. Your movers didn't show up, will our OL show up? You banged your toe and broke a picture frame, Pouncy hurt his hip. Your chasing roaches, Jordan's chasing practice dummies on his own for 4 games. What's going on here? Something is askew in the Dolphin's Universe... ;-)





Ok! Ok! I'll put the crack pipe down. I hate this time of year. Virtually nothing going on with the fins and it's driving me crazy!!
 
Aha! Your moving experience seems eerily familiar. Nothing is going right for the dolphins, either. You don't have a dresser, we don't have a center. Your movers didn't show up, will our OL show up? You banged your toe and broke a picture frame, Pouncy hurt his hip. Your chasing roaches, Jordan's chasing practice dummies on his own for 4 games. What's going on here? Something is askew in the Dolphin's Universe... ;-)

We need some native american to come around and clear the air and waive around some sage or something.

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