Rant engaged:
1) Deep ball schmeep ball. STFU. SO ****ing overblown. I'm sick to my stomach at the ignorance displayed at those coming in with torches and pitchforks demanding bull **** bombs for absolutely no reason other than so you can go jerk off to some top 10 useless ****ing BSPN highlight clip. It's an asset, not a necessity. And no, Tannehill doesn't need to become some master of the deep ball to be a top tier QB or even take pointless shots down the field to "keep defense's honest". What a crock of **** that line of thinking is. But I'll get into that next.
Which brings me to:
2) Don't like the short to intermediate passing game? Take a hike and follow another sport you pea-brained inbred wanna-be jockeys. Or, wise the **** up; go get some real football books; give yourself a god damn education about the game of football. For a modern approach, study the innovative genius of Bill Walsh and move on down his coaching tree. Speaking of, let's see here; Bill Walsh --> Paul Hacket --> Mike McCarthy --> Oh, hot damn, what do you know... Joe Philbin. That's right bitches our own Joe is a descendant of the Bill Walsh coaching tree which holds the names of some of the NFL's most successful HC's around. But guess what? **** takes time folks. Unfortunately for the instant gratification generation there's no such thing as a 2 minute microwavable super bowl hot pocket. Stick to your daily fantasy football games that are full of rainbows and unicorns if that's your impatient way of life.
And finally:
3) Bashing an intelligent, strong-armed, accurate passer (yes, Tannehill) is about as bright as sticking your dick in a moving blender. But again, if that's your thing, enjoy your penis shakes, ladies.
Fins up
:bdh:
1) Deep ball schmeep ball. STFU. SO ****ing overblown. I'm sick to my stomach at the ignorance displayed at those coming in with torches and pitchforks demanding bull **** bombs for absolutely no reason other than so you can go jerk off to some top 10 useless ****ing BSPN highlight clip. It's an asset, not a necessity. And no, Tannehill doesn't need to become some master of the deep ball to be a top tier QB or even take pointless shots down the field to "keep defense's honest". What a crock of **** that line of thinking is. But I'll get into that next.
Which brings me to:
2) Don't like the short to intermediate passing game? Take a hike and follow another sport you pea-brained inbred wanna-be jockeys. Or, wise the **** up; go get some real football books; give yourself a god damn education about the game of football. For a modern approach, study the innovative genius of Bill Walsh and move on down his coaching tree. Speaking of, let's see here; Bill Walsh --> Paul Hacket --> Mike McCarthy --> Oh, hot damn, what do you know... Joe Philbin. That's right bitches our own Joe is a descendant of the Bill Walsh coaching tree which holds the names of some of the NFL's most successful HC's around. But guess what? **** takes time folks. Unfortunately for the instant gratification generation there's no such thing as a 2 minute microwavable super bowl hot pocket. Stick to your daily fantasy football games that are full of rainbows and unicorns if that's your impatient way of life.
And finally:
3) Bashing an intelligent, strong-armed, accurate passer (yes, Tannehill) is about as bright as sticking your dick in a moving blender. But again, if that's your thing, enjoy your penis shakes, ladies.
Fins up
:bdh: