Parcells and Saban: Birds Of a Feather! | FinHeaven - Miami Dolphins Forums

Parcells and Saban: Birds Of a Feather!

Vaark

They call me Speedo but my real name is Mr Earl
Super Donator
Club Member
Joined
Apr 29, 2007
Messages
38,911
Reaction score
62,856
Location
Beam Me Up Outa Here!
Maybe not from the NYG's or LSU's standpoint, but viewed from the Finscentric looking glass - the perspective that matters most to the majority of us, Parcells and Saban will now always share a helluva lot more in common than that which separates them from each other. It boils down to their legacies while here- since "the bottom line" is just that!

Both arrived in Davie with high hopes and impressive resumes;

both started off with guns a-blazing but ended up slinking, if not weaseling out of town with limp dicks.

both quit on us realizing, after wasting a ****load of the owner's money that they were unable to get the job they were tasked with done;

both generated some illusionary success going in but left us, if not worse off, than with less hope, on the heels of their sleazy departures.

both, based on past glories deceived Wayne into believing, (as it turned out falsely), that their to-date accomplishments would translate into success stepping up to the next unproven level; but merely ended up being further confirmation of "The Peter Principle" at work.

both, with misplaced or antiquated priorities, made some questionable if not bone-headed draft and FA selections while leaving better choices on the table for other teams to feast on, and to haunt us beyond their shaky tenures

Benedict Parcells recommended the jest hire fatso; Benedict Saban told his butt buddy to sign Welker.. so you figure that one out

Both left mediocre records in their wake, the franchise teetering, and likely being compelled to once again reach anew to lay a foundation for the kind of continuity that builds championships, rather than 1-year wonders and aberrations

Both these bozos may have had different styles and arrived with differing expectations, but from the perspective of Fins fandom, their ineffectiveness while here, the messes they left behind, how they threw in the towel prematurely before the reality of their "legacies" caught up with the outside world's perception joins them at the hip rather than distinguishing each separately. There just ain't much difference between these "Birds of A Feather." Both turned out to be in over their heads and ended up taking the money and fleeing like a thief in the night.

I say **** both of em.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Both turned out to be in over their heads and ended up taking the money and fleeing like a thief in the night. Vaark
 
Parcells does have one thing on Saban, at least he had success in the NFL. Saban was a complete and utter failure
 
Parcells does have one thing on Saban, at least he had success in the NFL. Saban was a complete and utter failure

cant say he was a complete and utter failure. hec coached two seasons one a winning season one a losing season. too little data to say he was a complete and utter failure. I personally have always felt there was alot of tension between him and the owner that we never knew about because why take the alabama job in your second year in Miami. i think saban needed a good gm and did not need all the responisbility but I have little doubt he could be a good nfl coach. its much like the people that were all on parcells and sparano's jock here after one year and bitching because Atlanta's coach won coach of the year, u cant judge anything based on just a season. even before Harbaugh turned us down I was reluctant to want to fire Sparano but to be truthful the way we quit on this team last year I thought it had to be done.
 
The reason Saban left was that in 2006 he WANTED Drew Brees. Brees was in Miami ready to sign a contract, but his agent wanted 52mil guaranteed. H. Wayne said noway he was paying that money and he told Saban he was considering selling the team. (which he did).

After that Saban was forced without a QB to sign Culpepper. His relationship with Wayne ended. If I remember correctly under Saban.

1. Chris Chambers had his only pro bowl season. 2005
2. Jason Taylor was named Defensive Player of the Year. 2006

Who knows what would have happened if Saban had his way and Brees became a fin in 2006. :crazy:
 
Everyone knew Parcels would only be here 3-4 yrs top.....he did that, he told us day one he would help his boys out then move on......Saban Quit.......big difference, not to mention one coached the other was vp who had a coach and GM already in place.....you may hate them both the same but they are nothing like each other.......
 
The reason Saban left was that in 2006 he WANTED Drew Brees. Brees was in Miami ready to sign a contract, but his agent wanted 52mil guaranteed. H. Wayne said noway he was paying that money and he told Saban he was considering selling the team. (which he did).

After that Saban was forced without a QB to sign Culpepper. His relationship with Wayne ended. If I remember correctly under Saban.

1. Chris Chambers had his only pro bowl season. 2005
2. Jason Taylor was named Defensive Player of the Year. 2006

Who knows what would have happened if Saban had his way and Brees became a fin in 2006. :crazy:


I dont blame Wayne for not wanting to pay a decent QB at the time coming off a major shoulder injury 52 gur dollars........it might look like a great move now but I wouldnt of done it either......I also wouldnt of signed a 1 legged Culpepper.....or a two legged Culpepper that was desperation that I am glad this FO stayed away from this yr......
 
Everyone knew Parcels would only be here 3-4 yrs top.....he did that, he told us day one he would help his boys out then move on......Saban Quit.......big difference, not to mention one coached the other was vp who had a coach and GM already in place.....you may hate them both the same but they are nothing like each other.......

both coaches quit, in fact parcells always quits so in that respect they are nothing alike. Parcells is among the biggest scumbags in the nfl and quit on every team he was ever with.
 
Back
Top Bottom