I'll take Miami's scandal with a Ponzi schemer getting kids some hookers and boat rides anyday.
http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2011/11/05/penn-state-ex-coach-others-charged-in-child-sex-case/
http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2011/11/05/penn-state-ex-coach-others-charged-in-child-sex-case/