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PFT April Fools Edition: Saban Quits

"Colts QB Peyton Manning will read for the role of Herman in the screen version of The Munsters (if nothing else, he'll help keep the makeup expenses within budget)."

:roflmao: That's comedic gold right there.
 
Saban Quits

Have you guys read this on pro football talk.
THE NICKTATOR CALLS IT QUITS



Miami Dolphins coach Nick Saban apparently has had enough, even before presiding over his first NFL mini-camp.



According to a league source, the Nicktator has resigned his position as the head coach and grand poobah of the Fins, barely three months after taking the job.



Saban, we're told, had grown weary of the demands placed on him for access to his assistant coaches, and he feared that media scrutiny of the franchise would only intensify.



Word is that owner Wayne Huizenga will pay to Saban a severance package equivalent to 50 percent of his 2005 salary. With all college jobs filled, Saban apparently will sit the year out, and then try to get back into the NCAA game next year.



Immediate speculation on a replacement has centered on former Browns coach Butch Davis, who previously spent time with the University of Miami as the head coach, before heading to the NFL as the boss of the Browns.



"There's simply no one else," said one league insider.



For the Dolphins, Saban's exit is the latest embarrassment in a string of indignities dating back to Dan Marino's three-week stint as the team president, and continuing through an ill-advised trade for quarterback A.J. Feeley, the abrupt retirement of running back Ricky Williams, the pathetic acquisition of receiver David Boston, and the coerced resignation of coach Dave Wannstedt.
 
What does PFT have against Nick Saban. They are always bashing him and our team.
 
Rivers177 said:
What does PFT have against Nick Saban. They are always bashing him and our team.
They must be Bears fans. Last year Saban told them to shove it and then signed with us this year. Or they could be Falcons, Giants or Colts fans because Saban said the same thing to them also.
 
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