Samphin
Dolphins Homer
Everyone seems to have a hard on for Aikman. Meanwhille I have been looking into some other "viable" options to replace Lucas. These players could be available by this Sunday!
1. Bernie Kosar. I have no idea what he is doing now, probably selling used cars, but I am sure he could pull himself away to help us out.
2. Steve DeBerg. This guy was like 300 years old last tim he played for us. Plus it would be interesting to see if he still has those dreamy blue eyes! lol
3. Scott Mitchell. Most people don't know he is already in the Dolphins organization right now. It true. He currently work on the east side of Joe Robbie ripping tickets on Sunday home games.
4. Anaheim's Rally Monkey. Nothing but good things happen when this guy is around. Besides, a monkey has more in common with a dolphin than a frickin' Angel. At least a monkey and a dolphin are both mammals.
5. This is my personal choice right here. Shaquille O'neal. He's not blaying Basketball for a few more weeks. Plus he is so big no one could sack him. His reach is so long he could hike the ball at the Miami twenty, stretch and score a td. Don't mess the ShaqDiesel baby!!!!
Pretty much, anyone is better than Lucas at this point lol
:monkey: the monkey's uncle, Rally
1. Bernie Kosar. I have no idea what he is doing now, probably selling used cars, but I am sure he could pull himself away to help us out.
2. Steve DeBerg. This guy was like 300 years old last tim he played for us. Plus it would be interesting to see if he still has those dreamy blue eyes! lol
3. Scott Mitchell. Most people don't know he is already in the Dolphins organization right now. It true. He currently work on the east side of Joe Robbie ripping tickets on Sunday home games.
4. Anaheim's Rally Monkey. Nothing but good things happen when this guy is around. Besides, a monkey has more in common with a dolphin than a frickin' Angel. At least a monkey and a dolphin are both mammals.
5. This is my personal choice right here. Shaquille O'neal. He's not blaying Basketball for a few more weeks. Plus he is so big no one could sack him. His reach is so long he could hike the ball at the Miami twenty, stretch and score a td. Don't mess the ShaqDiesel baby!!!!
Pretty much, anyone is better than Lucas at this point lol
:monkey: the monkey's uncle, Rally