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Post your guess as to what sparanos monday presser will consist of....

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my guess is something to the order of....

" I really have no answers. I thought we played pretty well, I thought we played well enough to win and we just came up short. I thought matt moore looked good. I thought his interception at the end of the game was probably due to the fact that a stiff northeast breeze came up at the wrong time. The first pick that got overturned on a penalty was actually a pretty decent toss.. I thought we used reggie effectively. I really think he can be a power A gap back in this league. I thought we did a great job of getting in field goal range, because afterall, I love me some fistpumping after a made field goal, sometimes I pretend I just won a lotto scratch ticket when we make field goals, it's kind of a way i like to make coaching in this league fun. I thought brandon marshall played pretty solid, ya he had some drops, but I drop my nachos watching monday night football all the time. stuff happens. marc columbo??? who?? oh right right our right tackle... ya he's been really stepping up and making it hard for opposing OLBS to get to our quarterback in this league. defensively, i really thought we were flying around, playing with reckless abandon... or was that week, or maybe it was last year, does anyone have a soda? do you smell pizza? is henne cooking pizza?? any other questions guys, thanks."
 
" I just don't get it"
" Henne was playing well until he got hurt"
" Moore came in and did a heck of a job with what he had"
"we need to do better"
"we have to make those plays"
" blah blah chunk yards blah blah"

Bonus....

Reggie Bush: "we just need to keep pressing and fix the problems"
 
yeah you know its tough...uh...losin yer 4th game, especially out here on the road against a pretty good football team. I thought our guys were fired up, some of our guys on special teams did a heck of a job today. Chad went down early but he looked pretty good rackin up some of that yardage we were lookin for early on in transition. The numbers are there, I thought our defense made some plays but gave some hidden yardage back. We just gotta correct our mistakes, for those that are tryin I have all the trust in the world, I think our guys are doing a heck of a job and it's just not showin up come game day. Had some trouble converting red zone points, uh, touchdowns, but our FG unit did a heck of a job, kept us in the game. Brandon Marshall Im not worried about, he didnt have any major drops if you look at the numbers. Uh, Matt Moore was doin some things for us. It would have been nice having Chad there in transition for chunk gains but we have to make those plays.

Also, guaranteed, when asked about his job security "I haven't heard anything about that, I'm just focused on trying to prepare my football team at the moment for our opponent next week when we face BYE"
 
There will be a lot of "uhhs" and "umms" and he will make excuses and say everyone played well, but we need to limit mistakes.
 
I would, but I'll never know if I was right, because I won't be watching the worthless ****.
 
Hopefully he says, I QUIT !!!
 
Sparano wont be at the podium, It will be Peterson introducing Herm Edwards as interim coach :lol:
 
saw improvement

moving in the right direction

gotta fix the little things
 
"I thought Colombo played a great game....Wait, why does everyone in the media room laugh and leave the room when I say this on a weekly basis?"
 
"I thought Reshad Jones graded out really well. He had a lot of positive plays out there."
 
"At the end of the day, that was a really good football we played. There was alot of hidden yardage we left out there on the field. We just can't do that...like that...when you play a team...like that....that way...like that"
 
Dr. Phin said:
"At the end of the day, that was a really good football we played. There was alot of hidden yardage we left out there on the field. We just can do that...like that...when you play a team...like that....that way...like that"
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hahahaha dude... add a few "in this leagues" to that, and your spot on.
 
Don't forget his line of "they get paid to make plays too". Maybe he can borrow some of Wanny's old lines about "from a standpoint" and "we'll get this thing cleaned up".
 
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